Author Topic: If real life was made by EA (Read 2648 times)

Tudoreleuu · March 07, 2013, 08:20:39 AM

we all know EA, we all hate it
what'd happen if real life was made by EA?

I'm thinking a monthly cut of your salary goes into sustaining your life, or otherwise boom dead.
Toilet paper is expensive, soft toilet paper that isn't sandpaper is an extra DLC.

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Linkusofepica · March 07, 2013, 08:23:07 AM

You need to pay 60 dollars to go outside. You need to pay 20 to use a shower once. You need to pay 60 bucks to open some crappy package of cards.

Nonnel · March 07, 2013, 08:31:34 AM

Money would be in Simoleons.

Linkusofepica · March 07, 2013, 08:51:54 AM

Quote from: Nonnel on March 07, 2013, 08:31:34 AM

Money would be in Simoleons.

You'd have to pay millions of dollars for a suit.

Yndaaa~ · March 07, 2013, 09:01:43 AM

We'd have a sequel every year.

Linkusofepica · March 07, 2013, 09:10:54 AM

Quote from: your mom on March 07, 2013, 09:01:43 AM

We'd have a sequel every year.

That would have to be preordered with the collectors edition, or else you need to spend extra to play

TheKid · March 07, 2013, 10:49:43 AM

Quote from: Nonnel on March 07, 2013, 08:31:34 AM

Money would be in Simoleons.

Jesus christ Simcity Social

AromaniaFTW · March 07, 2013, 12:03:41 PM

You need to be 13 or older to play with others.
Public places get shut down completely no matter what if EA doesn't profit enough.

blueblur121 · March 07, 2013, 12:31:06 PM

Quote from: AromaniaFTW on March 07, 2013, 12:03:41 PM

You need to be 13 or older to play with others.
Public places get shut down completely no matter what if EA doesn't profit enough.

Steam is a stained glass window company in this world.

--LegoPepper-- · March 07, 2013, 07:02:51 PM

You lack immediate control to your actions, as you must wait for approval from one of higher authority. Running is a premium skill. Experience is required before you can progress to the next level, which may be obtained by learning new premium skills. Premium isn't exactly a handout, you must apply with a generous gift. Dying only occurs in the collector's edition, along with socialization.

Skull Candy · March 07, 2013, 07:04:14 PM

We would have no arms or internal organs when we are born, and we would have to pay for them as dlc

blazerblock2 · March 07, 2013, 07:10:46 PM

Life would have an even stufftier ending than death.

Night Fox · March 07, 2013, 08:45:34 PM

Quote from: AromaniaFTW on March 07, 2013, 12:03:41 PM

Public places get shut down completely no matter what if EA doesn't profit enough.

um dude, that's actually not something you can make fun of
it's really logical and makes sense
if you can't make enough money off of something, you can't afford to keep it running

blueblur121 · March 07, 2013, 08:54:01 PM

Quote from: Night Fox on March 07, 2013, 08:45:34 PM

um dude, that's actually not something you can make fun of
it's really logical and makes sense
if you can't make enough money off of something, you can't afford to keep it running

Does our current gov't do that?

OT: You would have to live with your parents. You need a payed membership to own property. Being able to leave your home is dlc. The internet is just one EA advertisement. You can only have your house in one color and model. Same for your car. Your country's gov't requires a fraction of your life force every month to power its money printer. Badspot is the speaker of the house of representatives. Gaben is the secretary of state. Bill Gates is the secretary of treasury. Steve Jobs is a random hobo.

Nonnel · March 07, 2013, 09:49:10 PM

Quote from: blueblur121 on March 07, 2013, 08:54:01 PM

Being able to leave your home is dlc.

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