Black Mesa VS Aperture Science

[RagnaTheBroedge]

all half life games were there most baller stuff
portal was okay
portal 2 was slightly less than okay

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[Jairo]

I wonder if they're going to have loveual scenes in the next Half-Life game. I'm not joking, or appealing to a special interest, I'm just saying, a lot of games have done it. It wouldn't be surprising if the next huge game would use that storytelling technique, because it does actually tend to work with the story.

love scenes in games feel unnecessary to me
and uncomfortable if you have other people in the house

"and i will leave my hev suit on"

"do you want to hev suit on or off?"
"off, please"
"too bad"

[RagnaTheBroedge]

made even more awkward by the fact that half life is in a permanent first person perspective

[HellHound]

why do so many people dislike portal 2
it had more of everything.
also the walls looked cleaner.

[Anti-Block]

i want to be able to shoot headcrabs out of a cannon and turn combine into zombie allies

[The Tavros Nitram]

"oh yes baby we may engage in an early precombine activity of romantic pleasure that will involve your genitals being in contact with my genitals."
"that sounds like a nice thing but wont the combine catch us"
"no they wont"
*combine burst in*
"ITS THE COMBINE GET ON THE loving GROUND WE GOT YOU NOW GORDON"
"oh stuff"
"welp, sorry gordon."
"WE KNOW YOU WERE ENGAGING IN AN ACT OF ROMANTIC PLEASURE THAT INVOLVES YOUR GENITALS COMING INTO CONTACT WITH ALYX'S GENITALS GET ON THE loving GROUND"
"damn these cutscenes"
*kill the combine*
"alright now may we engage in an act of romantic pleasure that involves your genitals coming into contact with my genitals, gordon?"
"alyx not now we have to make a catchier word for this"
"how about fornication, i saw that in a dictionary once"
"no were too advanced"
"how about love"
"perfect"

[VincentTheGuy]

Well, lets be honest. Half-life has more FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES than Portal.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

it does quite possibly involve the fate of reality as we know after all

[VincentTheGuy]

it does quite possibly involve the fate of reality as we know after all

I hope John Freeman can really save us all.

[Mister Cheese]

I hope John Freeman can really save us all.

Off topic- what is your avatar from?

On topic- Portal 2 is the best

[Decepticon]

"oh yes baby we may engage in an early precombine activity of romantic pleasure that will involve your genitals being in contact with my genitals."
"that sounds like a nice thing but wont the combine catch us"
"no they wont"
*combine burst in*
"ITS THE COMBINE GET ON THE loving GROUND WE GOT YOU NOW GORDON"
"oh stuff"
"welp, sorry gordon."
"WE KNOW YOU WERE ENGAGING IN AN ACT OF ROMANTIC PLEASURE THAT INVOLVES YOUR GENITALS COMING INTO CONTACT WITH ALYX'S GENITALS GET ON THE loving GROUND"
"damn these cutscenes"
*kill the combine*
"alright now may we engage in an act of romantic pleasure that involves your genitals coming into contact with my genitals, gordon?"
"alyx not now we have to make a catchier word for this"
"how about fornication, i saw that in a dictionary once"
"no were too advanced"
"how about love"
"perfect"

*Knock knock*
"civil protection open up the door right now"
a minute later the announcer goes off
"warning some bitches are having love civil protection units get your asses over there or else we kill your families"


oh and also, in Half Life 2, didn't they have these shields that blocked reproduction?

On-Topic; Half life is the best.

[grunterdb1951]

oh and also, in Half Life 2, didn't they have these shields that blocked reproduction?

Yeah, the Suppression Field stopped the process of impregnation, from one source I heard they had a combine shield INSIDE the womans vag. Welp.

[fred da kiko]

If they had shields that stopped love the entire human population would go up in arms and revolt, which is why they only made it some kind of Permanent pusillanimous individual condom.

[VincentTheGuy]

Off topic- what is your avatar from?

On topic- Portal 2 is the best

I made it in endorphin.

[Tudoreleuu]

aperture: clean, smooth, artificial, deadly
black mesa: more primitive but people-friendly