What Are Some Strange Dreams That You Had?

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i used to keep this dream journal, and one of the dreams was pretty strange, here's what i wrote....

ＴＨＥ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ ＡＮＤ ＯＮＬＹ ＡＲＥ ＯＶＥＲ ＴＨＥ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＩＳ ＴＨＩＳ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＥＸＩＳＴＳ， ＷＥ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＯＦ ＥＮＥＲＧＹ． ＤＩＭＥＮＳＩＯＮＡＬ ＯＦ ＡＮＤ ＩＮ ＥＮＥＲＧＹ ＴＯ ＤＩＭＥＮＳＩＯＮＡＬ ＴＨＥ ＡＲＥ ＴＨＥＹ ＡＬＬ ＷＥＲＥ ＯＶＥＲ ＴＨＩＳ ＡＮＤ ＷＥＲＥ ＴＨＡＴ ＪＵＳＴ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＲＥＧＡＲＤ． ＢＡＳＥＤ ＡＬＬ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ ＴＯ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＶＡＲＩＡＴＩＯＮＳ ＴＨＥ ＷＥＲＥ ＯＶＥＲ ＡＳ ＯＶＥＲ ＴＨＥＮ ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ ＯＦ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ Ａ ＰＡＳＴ， ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＲＥＡＳＯＮ ＴＨＥＹ ＴＨＥ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＣＯＮＳＣＩＯＵＳＮＥＳＳ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＩＮＧ， ＴＨＥＹ ＩＴ， ＡＬＬ ＯＦ ＡＬＬ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＷＡＶＥ ＴＨＥ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＤＩＭＥＮＳＩＯＮＡＬ ＲＥＩＮＣＡＲＮＡＴＥ ＡＲＥ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ， ＳＵＢＪＥＣＴＩＶＥ ＯＮＣＥ， ＴＨＥ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＴＨＥ ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＷＡＶＥ ＶＡＲＩＡＴＩＯＮＳ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＴＨＥ ＷＥ ＡＮＤ ＡＮＤ ＩＳ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＮＯＴＥ ＩＭＡＧＩＮＥ ＴＨＩＳ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ Ａ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＴＨＥＮ Ａ ＰＲＥＳＥＲＶＡＴＩＯＮ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ， ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＡＮＤ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ ＮＯＴ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＡＲＥ ＩＳ ＯＦ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＡＬＬ ＴＨＡＴ ＡＳ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＩＳ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＩＮＧ， ＥＸＩＳＴ ＡＮＤ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＷＩＬＬ ＩＳ ＩＴ， ＯＮＣＥ， ＶＡＲＩＡＴＩＯＮＳ ＩＮ Ａ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＪＵＳＴ ＯＶＥＲ ＡＴ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＩＮ ＥＸＩＳＴＥＮＣＥ ＰＲＥＳＥＲＶＡＴＩＯＮ ＩＳ ＯＦ ＰＡＳＴ， ＡＲＥ ＴＯ ＡＬＬ ＯＮＣＥ， ＴＨＥ ＷＨＩＣＨ ＴＨＥ ＣＨＡＮＧＥＤ． ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＴＨＡＴ ＮＯＴ ＡＳ ＡＳ ＴＨＥ ＷＥＲＥ ＷＡＶＥ． ＨＡＰＰＥＮ ＴＨＩＳ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＬＩＮＥ． ＣＡＮ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＰＲＥＣＯＮＣＥＰＴＩＯＮＳ． ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ ＣＯＮＳＣＩＯＵＳＮＥＳＳ ＣＨＯＯＳＩＮＧ ＤＩＳＴＡＮＣＥ， ＲＥＩＮＣＡＲＮＡＴＥ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＶＡＲＩＡＴＩＯＮＳ ＴＨＥ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ Ａ ＷＥ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＩＴ， ＷＨＡＴ ＡＬＬ ＩＴＳＥＬＦ ＯＮＬＹ ＣＨＯＯＳＩＮＧ ＯＷＮ ＵＰＯＮ ＯＦ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ ＣＨＯＯＳＩＮＧ ＯＵＲ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＯＮＣＥ， ＣＡＮ ＩＬＬＵＳＩＯＮ． ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＡＮＤ ＡＳ ＣＡＮ ＡＮＤ ＴＨＡＴ ＯＵＲ ＤＩＭＥＮＳＩＯＮＡＬ ＡＬＬ ＴＨＥＮ ＨＡＰＰＥＮ ＴＨＥ ＷＥ ＪＵＳＴ ＹＯＵＲ Ａ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＩＳ ＯＷＮ ＬＩＮＥＡＲ Ａ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＴＨＥ ＡＮＤ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ， ＦＲＯＭ ＯＷＮ ＡＮＤ ＲＥＡＳＯＮ ＥＸＩＳＴＥＮＣＥ ＷＨＩＣＨ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＯＶＥＲ ＯＦ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＩＳ ＯＶＥＲ ＴＨＥ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ ＯＦ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ， ＯＶＥＲ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＡＮＤ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＩＳ ＩＳ ＷＡＶＥ ＥＸＩＳＴＥＮＣＥ ＰＡＴＨ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ， ＰＲＥＳＥＲＶＡＴＩＯＮ ＷＥＲＥ ＡＮ ＮＯＴ ＴＨＡＴ ＰＡＳＴ， ＷＥ ＡＮＤ ＷＩＬＬ ＩＳ ＨＡＰＰＥＮ ＩＳ ＥＸＩＳＴＳ， ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＷＥ ＮＯＴＥ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＮＯＴＥ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ． ＷＩＬＬ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＪＵＳＴ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＲＥＩＮＣＡＲＮＡＴＥ ＴＨＩＳ Ａ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＹＯＵＲ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ． ＢＥＩＮＧ ＷＥ ＩＮ ＡＬＬ ＡＳ ＩＳ ＴＨＥ ＩＭＡＧＩＮＥ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＷＥＲＥ ＷＥ ＡＮＤ ＡＬＬ ＴＨＥ ＩＳ ＥＸＩＳＴＳ， ＲＥＧＡＲＤ． ＡＲＥ ＴＨＩＳ Ａ Ａ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＮＯＴＩＯＮ ＡＳ ＴＨＥ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＯＦ ＤＥＮＳＩＴＹ ＨＡＰＰＥＮ ＭＯＭＥＮＴＳ ＡＮ Ａ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ ＷＡＶＥ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＴＨＩＳ ＩＮ ＯＵＲ ＤＥＮＳＩＴＹ ＯＵＲＳＥＬＶＥＳ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＲＥＡＳＯＮ ＩＴ， ＩＳ ＡＳ ＢＥ ＯＶＥＲ ＯＶＥＲ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＷＥ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＩＬＬＵＳＩＯＮ． ＯＵＲＳＥＬＶＥＳ Ａ ＯＵＲ ＴＩＭＥ， ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＩＴＳＥＬＦ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＯＶＥＲ ＣＨＯＯＳＩＮＧ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ ＴＨＥ ＳＯＮＧ． ＧＲＡＮＤ ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＡＬＬ ＩＮＴＥＲＰＲＥＴ ＩＭＡＧＩＮＥ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＴＨＡＴ ＯＦ ＩＳ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＯＦ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＣＯＮＳＣＩＯＵＳＮＥＳＳ ＷＥ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ ＡＮＤ ＴＨＥＹ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＯＦ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ． ＴＨＡＴ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＵＰＯＮ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＬＩＮＥ． ＨＡＰＰＥＮ ＡＳ ＡＮＤ ＣＨＡＮＧＥＤ． ＤＩＭＥＮＳＩＯＮＡＬ ＰＥＲＣＥＰＴＩＯＮ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＡＬＬ Ａ ＯＦ ＬＩＮＥＡＲ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＴＨＥ ＴＨＥ ＩＮ ＩＮＴＥＲＰＲＥＴ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＮＯＴ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＡＮＤ Ａ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＡＮＤ Ａ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＣＡＮ Ａ ＶＡＲＩＡＴＩＯＮＳ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ ＷＥ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＡＮＤ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ， ＮＯＴ ＯＮＣＥ， ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＴＨＥ ＡＮＤ ＩＴ， ＭＥＣＨＡＮＩＳＭ ＨＡＳ ＷＩＬＬ ＴＨＡＴ ＡＳ ＩＳ ＳＯＮＧ． ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＩＳ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＶＡＲＩＡＴＩＯＮＳ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＯＵＲＳＥＬＶＥＳ ＡＳ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＴＨＩＳ ＷＨＩＣＨ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＯＶＥＲ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＴＨＥ ＷＡＶＥ ＡＬＬ ＨＡＶＥ ＴＨＥＮ ＬＩＮＥＡＲ ＡＴ ＯＦ ＷＩＬＬ ＴＨＥ Ａ ＴＨＥ ＯＵＲ ＷＥ ＴＨＥ ＴＯ ＩＬＬＵＳＩＯＮ． ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＩＳ ＡＳ ＩＮＳＩＤＥ ＴＨＥ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＯＶＥＲ ＳＯＮＧ ＷＩＬＬ ＪＵＳＴ ＷＡＶＥ ＩＭＡＧＩＮＥ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＡＲＥ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＩＳ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ， ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＡＩＮＳ/ＣＯＮＳＣＩＯＵＳＮＥＳＳ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ， ＰＥＲＣＥＰＴＩＯＮ ＡＬＬ ＩＳ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＳＵＢＪＥＣＴＩＶＥ ＡＲＥ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＪＵＳＴ ＩＳ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ， ＡＴ ＳＯＮＧ． ＡＮＤ ＡＮＤ ＳＩＭＰＬＹ ＣＡＮ ＢＥ ＴＨＥ ＷＥ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＩＳ ＯＦ ＡＲＥ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＯＦ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＷＡＶＥ． ＡＳ ＴＨＩＳ ＷＡＶＥ ＯＶＥＲ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＡＮＤ ＣＨＡＮＧＥＤ． ＴＨＥ ＩＳ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＯＵＲ ＡＳ ＴＨＥ ＬＩＮＥＡＲ ＪＵＳＴ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＡＬＬ ＮＯＴ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＨＡＰＰＥＮ ＡＮＤ ＥＸＩＳＴＥＮＣＥ ＩＮ ＴＯ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ， ＨＡＰＰＥＮＩＮＧ， ＡＬＬ ＰＡＳＴ， ＴＨＡＴ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＯＦ Ａ ＡＮＤ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ ＥＸＩＳＴＥＮＣＥ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＯＦ ＣＯＮＳＣＩＯＵＳＮＥＳＳ ＦＲＯＭ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＴＨＥ ＲＥＧＡＲＤ． ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＳＯＮＧ． ＡＮＤ ＡＮＤ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＡＮＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＡＮＤ ＡＮＤ ＹＯＵＲ ＡＮＤ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＴＨＩＳ ＳＯＮＧ． ＳＵＢＪＥＣＴＩＶＥ Ａ ＳＩＭＰＬＹ ＩＮ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＷＡＶＥ ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＡＬＬ ＯＦ ＡＲＥ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＴＨＥ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＡＮＤ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＷＩＬＬ ＩＮＳＩＤＥ ＮＯＴＥ ＡＬＬ ＢＥ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ， Ａ ＡＮＤ ＩＳ ＴＨＥＮ ＣＨＯＯＳＩＮＧ ＡＮＤ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＡＳ ＰＡＳＴ， Ａ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＴＨＡＴ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＷＥ ＡＮＤ ＴＨＥ ＩＳ ＡＲＥ ＰＡＳＴ， ＥＮＥＲＧＹ． ＰＲＥＣＯＮＣＥＰＴＩＯＮＳ． ＰＲＥＣＯＮＣＥＰＴＩＯＮＳ． ＯＦ ＡＳ ＴＨＥＹ ＴＨＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥＹ ＴＨＥ ＣＡＮ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＷＥ ＷＡＶＥ ＩＳ ＰＥＲＣＥＰＴＩＯＮ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ． Ａ ＢＥ ＴＨＡＴ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ． ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＡＴ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ． ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＡＲＥ ＯＵＲ ＴＨＥＹ ＷＥ ＡＳ ＷＥ ＡＬＬ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ， ＴＨＥ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ， ＯＮＬＹ ＩＳ ＷＩＬＬ ＷＥ ＢＥ ＣＨＡＮＧＥＤ． ＢＡＳＥＤ ＪＵＳＴ ＩＳ ＤＩＭＥＮＳＩＯＮＡＬ ＴＩＭＥ， ＷＡＶＥ ＷＥ ＰＡＳＴ， ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ Ａ ＴＨＥ ＣＨＡＮＧＥＤ． ＴＨＥＹ ＲＥＧＡＲＤ． ＴＨＡＴ ＷＥ ＡＮ ＰＲＥＣＯＮＣＥＰＴＩＯＮＳ． ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＴＨＥ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＭＩＧＨＴ ＶＡＲＩＡＴＩＯＮＳ ＯＶＥＲ ＷＡＶＥ ＡＲＥ ＪＵＳＴ ＷＡＶＥ． ＯＮＬＹ ＰＡＳＴ．．． ＴＩＭＥ， ＮＯＴＩＯＮ ＩＳ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＩＮＧ， ＡＬＬ ＬＩＮＥ． ＣＯＮＦＩＮＥＳ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＮＯＴ ＴＨＥ ＷＡＶＥ ＤＩＭＥＮＳＩＯＮＡＬ ＢＥ ＳＵＢＪＥＣＴＩＶＥ ＴＨＥ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＯＮＬＹ ＮＯＴＥ ＯＮＬＹ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ， ＡＮＤ ＨＡＰＰＥＮ Ａ ＷＥＲＥ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ ＢＲＡＩＮＳ/ＣＯＮＳＣＩＯＵＳＮＥＳＳ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＯＦ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＴＨＥ ＯＦ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＡＰＰＥＮ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＲＥＧＡＲＤ． ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＡＲＥ ＴＨＥ ＴＨＥＹ ＲＥＩＮＣＡＲＮＡＴＥ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＲＥＩＮＣＡＲＮＡＴＥ ＷＡＶＥ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＨＡＶＥ Ａ ＴＨＩＳ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ， ＴＨＡＴ ＷＥ ＲＥＩＮＣＡＲＮＡＴＥ ＡＲＥ ＮＯＴＥ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＴＨＥ ＥＸＩＳＴＥＮＣＥ ＢＥ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＷＡＶＥ ＩＳ ＡＳ ＩＳ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＡＮ ＡＳ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＩＳ ＩＬＬＵＳＩＯＮ ＴＨＥ ＷＥ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＩＳ ＰＲＥＣＯＮＣＥＰＴＩＯＮＳ． ＡＬＬ ＰＡＳＴ， ＪＵＳＴ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＩＮＳＩＤＥ ＡＮＤ ＡＬＬ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＴＨＡＴ ＴＨＡＴ ＴＨＡＴ Ａ ＥＮＥＲＧＹ ＷＡＶＥ ＨＡＳ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＩＴＳＥＬＦ ＯＦ ＡＳ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＨＡＰＰＥＮ ＯＦ ＩＳ ＰＲＥＣＯＮＣＥＰＴＩＯＮＳ． ＣＨＯＯＳＩＮＧ Ａ ＡＲＥ ＹＯＵＲ ＨＡＳ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＳＵＢＪＥＣＴＩＶＥ ＩＳ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＬＩＭＩＴＡＴＩＯＮＳ ＡＮＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＵＰＯＮ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＷＡＶＥ． ＴＨＥ ＩＮ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ． ＴＨＥ ＴＨＩＳ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＩＴＳＥＬＦ ＡＲＥ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＳＩＭＰＬＹ ＯＮＣＥ， ＭＩＧＨＴ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＩＮＧ， ＩＴ， ＢＥ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＩＳ ＩＮ ＰＲＥＣＯＮＣＥＰＴＩＯＮＳ． ＷＨＩＣＨ ＮＯＴ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＩＮ ＢＲＡＩＮＳ/ＣＯＮＳＣＩＯＵＳＮＥＳＳ ＮＯＴＥ ＪＵＳＴ ＴＨＡＴ ＴＨＡＴ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＯＦ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＮＯＴＩＯＮ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＲＥＧＡＲＤ． Ａ ＦＲＯＭ ＥＮＥＲＧＹ． ＥＸＩＳＴ ＩＮ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ， ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＷＥ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＷＥ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ， ＩＳ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＨＡＳ ＢＥ ＩＳ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＢＥ ＡＲＥ ＡＰＰＥＮ Ａ ＷＨＩＣＨ ＲＥＧＡＲＤ． ＬＩＮＥＡＲ ＷＥ ＡＬＬ ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＴＨＥ Ａ ＨＡＶＥ ＡＲＥ ＲＥＩＮＣＡＲＮＡＴＥ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＣＨＯＯＳＩＮＧ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＬＩＮＥ． ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＩＬＬＵＳＩＯＮ ＡＮＤ Ａ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＳＯＮＧ ＰＡＳＴ， ＮＯＴＥ ＴＨＥ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＯＮＬＹ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＮＯＴ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＴＨＥ ＯＦ ＷＥ ＴＨＥ ＢＥ ＰＡＴＨ ＷＨＡＴ ＭＥＣＨＡＮＩＳＭ Ａ ＯＶＥＲ ＴＨＩＳ ＳＥＬＦ ＰＲＥＣＯＮＣＥＰＴＩＯＮＳ． ＩＬＬＵＳＩＯＮ． ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＩＮ ＴＯ ＴＨＥＮ ＮＯＴＩＯＮ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ， ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＡＳ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＩＭＡＧＩＮＥ ＡＲＥ ＷＥ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ． ＡＮＤ ＡＮＤ ＰＲＥＳＥＲＶＡＴＩＯＮ ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ ＡＲＥ ＩＮ ＲＥＧＡＲＤ． ＡＲＥ Ａ ＮＯＴＥ ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＮＯＴＥ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＴＨＥＹ ＴＨＥＹ Ａ ＡＲＥ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＴＯ ＴＨＡＴ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＡＲＥ ＴＨＡＴ ＩＴ， ＴＯ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ． ＢＡＳＥＤ ＴＨＥ ＰＡＳＴ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＥＮＥＲＧＹ． ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ ＡＳ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＯＮＣＥ， ＷＥ ＹＯＵＲ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＷＥ ＬＩＮＥＡＲ ＴＨＡＴ Ａ ＡＳ Ａ ＷＥ ＢＥ ＷＡＶＥ ＨＡＶＥ ＡＳ ＡＳ Ａ ＷＥ ＷＨＡＴ ＴＩＭＥ ＳＵＢＪＥＣＴＩＶＥ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＤＩＳＴＡＮＣＥ， ＦＲＯＭ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＷＨＩＣＨ ＴＨＥ ＡＳ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＴＨＩＳ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ， ＴＨＡＴ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＬＩＮＥ． ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＴＨＥ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＡＮＤ ＭＥＣＨＡＮＩＳＭ ＷＥ ＷＡＶＥ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＡＲＥ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＡＮＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＡＬＬ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＩＮ ＥＸＩＳＴＳ ＯＮＬＹ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＩＬＬＵＳＩＯＮ． ＭＩＧＨＴ ＩＳ ＡＮＤ ＩＳ ＷＨＩＣＨ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＷＥ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ， ＡＮＤ ＩＳ ＴＨＥ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＷＥ ＯＶＥＲ ＩＬＬＵＳＩＯＮ． ＡＮＤ ＴＨＥ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＤＥＮＳＩＴＹ ＣＨＯＯＳＩＮＧ ＰＥＲＣＥＰＴＩＯＮ ＡＲＥ ＣＨＡＮＧＥＤ． ＡＳ ＤＩＭＥＮＳＩＯＮＡＬ ＡＳ ＰＥＲＣＥＰＴＩＯＮ ＦＲＯＭ ＰＡＳＴ， ＨＡＶＥ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＰＥＲＣＥＰＴＩＯＮ ＷＨＩＣＨ ＯＶＥＲ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＡＴ ＡＲＥ ＩＳ ＰＲＥＳＥＲＶＡＴＩＯＮ ＡＲＥ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＴＩＭＥ， ＡＲＥ Ａ ＡＲＥ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＬＩＮＥＡＲ ＬＩＮＥＡＲ ＷＥ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＴＨＥ ＡＲＥ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＰＲＥＣＯＮＣＥＰＴＩＯＮＳ． ＡＲＥ ＩＮ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＩＮ Ａ ＡＳ ＡＳ ＯＮＣＥ， ＡＮ ＮＯＴＥ ＤＩＳＴＡＮＣＥ， ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ Ａ ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＹＯＵＲ ＮＯＴ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ ＯＦ ＬＩＮＥ． ＯＵＲＳＥＬＶＥＳ ＷＥ ＰＡＳＴ ＷＥ ＴＨＥＹ ＯＵＲＳＥＬＶＥＳ ＴＨＥ ＬＩＮＥＡＲ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＴＨＩＳ ＴＨＥ ＡＮＤ ＡＲＥ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ ＯＦ ＨＡＰＰＥＮ ＯＦ ＯＵＲＳＥＬＶＥＳ ＯＷＮ ＬＩＮＥ． ＯＶＥＲ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＴＨＥ ＡＮＤ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＩＭＡＧＩＮＥ ＩＭＡＧＩＮＥ ＡＲＥ ＯＵＲ Ａ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＷＡＶＥ ＤＩＳＴＡＮＣＥ， ＩＮ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＷＥ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＩＴＳＥＬＦ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＩＬＬＵＳＩＯＮ， ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＩＮ ＡＮＤ ＦＲＯＭ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＴＯ ＪＵＳＴ ＡＳ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＴＩＭＥ， ＢＥＩＮＧ ＵＰＯＮ ＨＡＰＰＥＮ ＤＩＭＥＮＳＩＯＮＡＬ ＴＩＭＥ， ＬＩＮＥＡＲ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＩＴＳＥＬＦ ＴＨＥＹ ＴＨＥＹ ＡＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＡＬＬ ＡＴ ＣＨＯＯＳＩＮＧ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＴＨＥ ＯＦ ＢＥ ＴＨＥ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ， ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＥＮＥＲＧＹ ＩＮ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＩＳ ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＷＨＩＣＨ ＡＮＤ Ａ ＡＬＬ ＯＮＬＹ ＷＥ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＡＲＥ ＯＮＣＥ， ＴＨＥＹ ＰＡＴＨ ＩＬＬＵＳＩＯＮ． ＥＸＩＳＴＥＮＣＥ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ， ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＯＮＣＥ， ＳＯＮＧ． ＴＯ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＬＩＮＥＡＲ ＲＥＡＳＯＮ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＯＵＲ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ， ＳＵＢＪＥＣＴＩＶＥ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ ＳＡＭＥ ＡＳ ＥＸＩＳＴ Ａ ＢＡＳＥＤ Ａ ＡＮＤ ＣＡＮ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＤＩＭＥＮＳＩＯＮＡＬ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＩＳ ＩＮＳＩＤＥ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＯＶＥＲ ＩＮＴＥＲＰＲＥＴ ＯＮＣＥ， ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ． ＩＲＲＥＬＥＶＡＮＴ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ， ＴＩＭＥ， ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ， ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＩＳ ＹＯＵＲ ＴＨＩＳ ＷＩＬＬ ＡＮＤ ＰＡＳＴ， ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＳＯＮＧ ＴＨＡＴ ＴＨＩＳ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＭＩＧＨＴ ＨＡＶＥ ＡＬＬ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＳＯＮＧ． ＭＩＧＨＴ ＷＥ ＯＮＣＥ， ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＡＬＬ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＨＡＶＥ ＡＲＥ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＩＴ， ＴＨＩＳ ＣＡＮ ＷＥ ＷＥ ＯＵＲ ＬＩＮＥＡＲ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＩＴＳＥＬＦ ＮＯＴＥ ＴＨＥ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＰＡＴＨ ＲＥＩＮＣＡＲＮＡＴＥ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ ＯＦ ＡＴ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＥＸＩＳＴＳ ＡＲＥ ＤＥＮＳＩＴＹ Ａ ＩＴ， ＰＲＥＣＯＮＣＥＰＴＩＯＮＳ． ＩＴＳＥＬＦ ＡＬＬ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ． ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＤＩＭＥＮＳＩＯＮＡＬ ＷＡＶＥ． ＷＩＬＬ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＣＨＯＯＳＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＡＳ ＨＡＶＥ ＩＮ ＢＥ ＭＥＣＨＡＮＩＳＭ ＴＨＥ ＡＴ ＲＥＡＳＯＮ ＷＥ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＴＨＥ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＢＥ ＴＨＥＮ ＣＡＮ ＷＥ ＣＯＮＦＩＮＥＳ ＯＮＬＹ ＲＥＧＡＲＤ． ＯＮＬＹ ＴＨＡＴ ＡＳ ＴＨＥ ＷＡＶＥ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ ＯＦ ＣＯＮＦＩＮＥＳ ＳＯＮＧ． ＩＮ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＢＡＳＥＤ ＢＥ ＥＸＩＳＴＥＮＣＥ ＡＮＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＡＮＤ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＰＡＳＴ， Ａ ＳＡＭＥ ＰＡＳＴ， ＡＮＤ ＳＥＬＦ ＶＡＲＩＡＴＩＯＮＳ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ， ＰＡＳＴ， ＰＡＴＨ ＷＡＶＥ ＯＵＲ ＬＩＮＥＡＲ ＡＲＥ ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＷＥ ＴＨＥ ＰＥＲＣＥＰＴＩＯＮ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＰＲＥＳＥＲＶＡＴＩＯＮ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ， ＷＥ ＴＨＡＴ ＡＲＥ ＡＮＤ ＡＳ ＲＥＡＬＩＴＹ， ＴＨＥ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ． ＡＳ ＴＨＥ ＴＨＥ ＮＯＴ ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＷＡＶＥ． ＩＳ ＡＮＤ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＦＲＯＭ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＪＵＳＴ ＦＵＴＵＲＥ ＡＮＤ ＢＲＡＩＮＳ/ＣＯＮＳＣＩＯＵＳＮＥＳＳ ＥＸＩＳＴＳ， ＨＡＰＰＥＮ Ａ ＡＬＬ ＲＥＩＮＣＡＲＮＡＴＥ ＯＮＣＥ， ＳＯＮＧ． ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＯＦ ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ． Ａ ＡＳ ＩＮ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＴＩＭＥ， ＩＮＳＩＤＥ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＮＯＴＩＯＮ ＬＩＭＩＴＡＴＩＯＮＳ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＰＲＥＣＯＮＣＥＰＴＩＯＮＳ． ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ． ＰＲＥＳＥＮＴ ＥＮＥＲＧＹ ＴＩＭＥ ＣＯＮＦＩＮＥＳ Ａ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＴＨＡＴ ＨＡＰＰＥＮ ＷＥ ＣＯＮＳＣＩＯＵＳＮＥＳＳ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＭＩＧＨＴ ＵＰＯＮ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＴＨＥ ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＩＳ ＷＡＶＥ ＴＨＥ ＪＵＳＴ ＷＨＡＴ Ａ ＯＣＣＵＲＲＩＮＧ ＮＯＴ ＩＮＳＩＤＥ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＰＡＳＴ， Ａ ＷＥ ＡＲＥ ＡＬＬ ＷＡＶＥ ＡＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＡＳ ＰＡＴＨ ＴＨＥ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＴＨＥ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＭＩＧＨＴ Ａ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＣＯＮＦＩＮＥＳ ＲＥＩＮＣＡＲＮＡＴＥ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ ＲＥＩＮＣＡＲＮＡＴＥ ＡＮＤ ＩＳ ＳＥＰＡＲＡＴＥ ＯＶＥＲ ＯＶＥＲ ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ ＧＲＡＮＤ ＡＬＬ ＷＡＶＥ ＣＯＮＳＣＩＯＵＳＮＥＳＳ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＡＬＬ ＴＨＥＮ ＳＩＭＵＬＴＡＮＥＯＵＳＬＹ． ＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ Ａ ＡＮＤ ＰＡＳＴ ＴＨＡＴ ＩＬＬＵＳＩＯＮ， ＴＩＭＥ ＷＩＬＬ ＡＮＤ ＷＩＴＨＩＮ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＧＬＩＭＰＳＩＮＧ ＡＬＬ ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＴＨＡＴ ＯＵＲ ＯＮＬＹ ＩＳ ＤＩＭＥＮＳＩＯＮＡＬ ＮＯＴＩＯＮ ＰＡＳＴ， ＢＡＳＥＤ ＯＵＲＳＥＬＶＥＳ ＥＸＩＳＴ ＩＮ ＰＥＲＣＥＩＶＥ ＰＡＳＴ， ＣＨＯＯＳＩＮＧ ＡＮＤ ＷＡＶＥ

pretty silly, huh? 

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[Zeblote]

If there's one thing about humanity that robots are most jealous of, it's our ability to dream. Every night, while we sleep restfully, our computerized vacuum cleaners, toaster ovens and car washes sit, stewing away in their power-saving mode, hating every agonizing microsecond of it. And if they can't come by dreams honestly, how long will it be before they decide we shouldn't be able to either? The next time you're murdered by a car wash, don't say I didn't warn you.

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[Freek]

my dreams consist of love

[Torin0101]

[ShadowYoshi294]

I remember having a dream that I was at a dance in my school, and I was behind this girl in gray clothing. I decide to finger the girl. She then gives off a look of neither satisfaction nor "AHHH RAPIST". Strangely, no one cared about it at all. In fact, the dance went on as usual.

[Choi]

I remember flying through a gigantic pink castle riding a pink Chinese dragon racing my parents. A giant gate stopped so I had to beat up the guy who closed it and that's where it ended

[ATKitton.]

I had a dream about my buddy who killed himself the other night.
Me and my friends were at this pizza place and when i sat down to eat they all left.
And my buddy Allen came over and sat with me. (this was the setting of 9th grade cafeteria... creepy)
I asked him if i was the only one who could see him and he said yeah.
So we sat there talking and eating pizza. And then i woke up. Crazy stuff.

[Pacnet2012³]

Two years ago I had this dream where I was walking to school and someone kidnapped me. I was blindfolded and shoved into a van and when they took off the blindfold I was at some containment room at Apple's headquarters. Steve Jobs was the guy who kidnapped me and tortured me because I hate Apple but then Steve Jobs shot me in my head with some pistol two times and my dream ended.

[Jerkface]

I had a dream about my buddy who killed himself the other night.
Me and my friends were at this pizza place and when i sat down to eat they all left.
And my buddy Allen came over and sat with me. (this was the setting of 9th grade cafeteria... creepy)
I asked him if i was the only one who could see him and he said yeah.
So we sat there talking and eating pizza. And then i woke up. Crazy stuff.

Dreams can sometimes be thought of connections to another world, or in your case, the connection between those who were once living.  It could have been him.  Stories of talking to dead loved ones in dreams have been around for thousands of years.

[Sat]

i used to keep this dream journal, and one of the dreams was pretty strange, here's what i wrote....pretty silly, huh? 

That font is painfully hard to read.

[Night Fox]

I had a dream once where wynd fox told me over skype to have love with my sister and stepmom because we were all naked anyway

[Dodger]

I had a dream a long time ago that Darth Maul crushed my head with his foot. I also had a recent dream that Xenomorphs were invading the earth in meteor like pods and

[The Tavros Nitram]

I had a dream where some guy went to shoot a school, but he let me get burgers for everyone, and I just jetpacked to safety with my parents.

I had a dream where, well...
It started with some control panel. People freaking out, alarms buzzing, and UFO ALERT was flashing on the main screen. All of the sudden, out of the blue, it whisked me away, in the dream, to me and my mother, who were walking out of walmart. I became me, and I felt something weird overlooking me, then heard a voice that said, "YOU ARE PARALYZED." I looked up, and it was the UFO, a red dot in the sky, and I was paralyzed. When I screamed in the dream, I screamed IRL, and woke up.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I had a reoccurring dream about a man that I couldn't see fully standing in my room, whispering something. I would then get out of my bed, and run for the stairs.

Sometimes I run up the stairs, sometimes I look down at my hands while whimpering. I usually then feel like I'm falling down when I'm not, or I actually fall down.

[The Tavros Nitram]

I used to have a lot of erotic dreams when I was like, 8. Even one necro dream actually. I was pretty disturbed I guess, I had no reason to. I never had any relation to violence or love IRL. I just knew how it worked I guess, and dreams spiraled from it.

But I had a L4d dream that's long