SELF LACING SHOES PETITION

[jman552]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/have-self-lacing-shoes-back-future-year-2015/1dlk8gMc

SIGN THE CRAP OUT OF IT. IT NEEDS 99,999 MORE SIGNATURES. SHARE IT, BLOG IT, RE-BLOG IT. PLEASE JUST SIGN IT. I WANT MY BACK TO THE FUTURE SHOES.

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[BlockoCrafter]

You forgot about the flying cars.

[Shadowed999]

Self-lacing shoes are for fat forgets who can't bend down and tie there own shoes.

No thanks.

[Mysteroo]

3/100,000

We should get there by 2035

[snot2]

they already exist

[Blooker]

they already exist

It's called velcro

[DrenDran]

It's called velcro

While were at it, add lights that go off when you step.

[shyGriff]

what would be the point though
like
there's already velcro, and shoes that just don't have laces

[SpreadsPlague]

While were at it, add lights that go off when you step.

don't forget the additional zipper on top of the velcro because we don't want anyone thinking that we wear velcro shoes

[Scorch]

Who laces shoes other than when the strings get old?

[Freek]

please please please
I want these so bad.

[blueblur121]

THREE MORE

[NalNalas]

This is dumb and no thanks

[Freek]

This is dumb and no thanks

But AVGN says if we don't have them by 2015 he'll be pissed.

[Yosher]

actually we should just forget about shoelaces alltogether and go back to the old times and BUCKLE OUR SHOES