You realize there are most likely some many people who would vouch for you that you're gay, I being one of them.
p. sure night fox offered me a picture of his genitals at some point
that was your loss man
OP is clearly loveually frustrated
The very fact that you need a thread to announce an online relationship automatically qualifies both of you as attention whores.
Great, I hope you two are happy together!
That avatar fits you rather well.
"Rather than respond to the proposed social fault, I'll relate the proposer of said fault to something much worse."
You can enjoy something without declaring it as extravagantly as this thread does.