Several years ago when I was living with my parents, I was chilling in our living room. Then, the door to the laundry room started rattling. I figured it was the cat.
Being paranoia as hell, I checked anyway.
No cat.
Stared at the door for a while.
It rattled again.
The air conditioner wasn't on.
The fan wasn't spinning.
Feeling afraid, I went into fake-alpha mode and said to the door "Do it again."
It did it again when I said that.
And then, I, as they say, nope'd the forget outta there.
