My mom is loving insane.

[Night Fox]

Pointing a kitchen knife at me and yelling at me isn't messing around

uh
sure it is?
my mom messes around that way
maybe you just don't know your mom

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[Tømpson]

My mom sweeps every room in the house every day lol.

Did she quit her job at age 35 to clean the home every day when it is 100% unnecessary?

like mother like son, ね？

I love it how you seemed to have quit your old account because you acted like a complete richardbag, only to come back a few months later to act like a richardbag again.

[*FacePalm*]

I'm saying his mom might have been messing around, in a forgeted up way.



Also, I'm sure we've all been threatened with knifes and such before.

uh
sure it is?
my mom messes around that way
maybe you just don't know your mom

holy stuff what the hell are your parents

[Anti-Block]

Pointing a kitchen knife at me and yelling at me isn't messing around, she is obsessed with cleaning to the point of her vacuuming twice a week when I can't even find a speck of dirt on the hardwood floors.
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is she OCD?

[Waru]

I love it how you seemed to have quit your old account because you acted like a complete richardbag, only to come back a few months later to act like a richardbag again.

which one?

all 3 of my old accounts are banned

[SlayerZ99]

my sister use to threaten me with a knife

but now is all cool

...is she dead?

[Tømpson]

Okay forums, when was the last time one of your friends grabbed a knife off the counter, stared at you, and told you to put the drink on the coaster? Oh how funny, they threatened to stab you!

which one?

all 3 of my old accounts are banned

I wonder why

[Alyx Vance]

holy stuff what the hell are your parents

People who aren't afraid to mess around.
My friend once took and put a knife to my throat as a joke when I took his iPod (flat side... I hope). Me and him mess around like that, and we never do get hurt doing it because we're smart.

[Waru]

People who aren't afraid to mess around.
My friend once took and put a knife to my throat as a joke when I took his iPod (flat side... I hope). Me and him mess around like that, and we never do get hurt doing it because we're smart.

>smart

>playing with knives like that

[Anti-Block]

...is she dead?

[Tømpson]

People who aren't afraid to mess around.
My friend once took and put a knife to my throat as a joke when I took his iPod (flat side... I hope). Me and him mess around like that, and we never do get hurt doing it because we're smart.

Get new friends.

[Alyx Vance]

>smart

>playing with knives like that

Err
I mean we know how to use a knife without cutting someone. Also it was dull as forget clearly since it couldn't cut stuff. He might as well just have used a ruler.

Get new friends.

Get a new mom.

But seriously, he's a cool guy and he is more the less my best friend I have.

[ATKitton.]

Not gonna lie. This scares the stuff out of me.
Also.
She did bring you into this world... She can take you out of it if she wants...
Or at least that's what my mother told me.

[Anti-Block]

She did bring you into this world... She can take you out of it if she wants...
Or at least that's what my mother told me.

you're mother sounds cheery

[Tømpson]

She did bring you into this world... She can take you out of it if she wants...
Or at least that's what my mother told me.

I should apply that philosophy to my children, infanticide all around.