My mom is loving insane.

[Grassy]

Get her to a mental hospital, I've heard of obsessions with somethings but if she brings out a knife...

[Ad Bot]

[Dodger]

Retort that blood stains don't come out of the carpet easily.

[Wheatley]

Retort that blood stains are very difficult to clean up

Welp, there's my daily dose of laughter

[Nonnel]

my sister use to threaten me with a knife

but now is all cool

Did you kill her with the knife?

[AromaniaFTW]

You should have disarmed her and took her to the ground with your superior footwork

[Ben Grapevine]

If you really have your panties scrunched about it call child services.  Jesus.

[beachbum111111]

She is no longer necessary. Kill her

[weaver123]

Just keep your room clean so you don't have to worry about your mom stabbing you. c:

[Wheatley]

Better yet, desharpen all the knives in the house and then proceed to ignore the existence of garbage cans

[Blockzillahead]

lick that dry soda off the floor that you spilled or ill cut your nipples off.

[*FacePalm*]

seriously, call 911

[HellHound]

Wtf how do you people have friends and relatives who mess around with knives as "joking around". You're all horrible people and should feel bad

[*FacePalm*]

Wtf how do you people have friends and relatives who mess around with knives as "joking around". You're all horrible people and should feel bad

this so much
what kind of places do you people live in

[Muffin]

that's not messing around you bafoon

It can be depending on how she said it. my dad yells stuff like that then walks away. But hes just joking around

[Kearn]

She is no longer necessary. Kill her

shut up

seriously, call 911

not an immediate threat right now so no point

My dad threatened me with a gun for watching over 1 hour of television!

was that before or after your brother shot himself with it