oh my god what
this just happened
So, this guy started texting my friend. I didn't get the pictures she sent captured because I don't want a million images in the thread.

oh boy dis gonna be good

i need some motherloving popcorn

i think this brother's serious

(he asked if she wanted to hear him masturbate)
Then I got her to get him to text me


oh hello tyrone. he seems to think i am the same person
(he asks me what I look like, and I tell him I'm 5'4 with blonde hair. he says nice. twice in a row.)

yes i wanted to know this
(he asks if i want to hear him "stroke his big black richard")

oh god what am i doing

um

He calls. The call went on for 7 seconds before I said hello, forgetting to disguise my voice.

Let's hope he's as stupid as he sounds.
Behind the scenes with my friend...

Back to the creep

Busted.
tl;dr i text a child enthusiast
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