Author Topic: How can I make $500?  (Read 2212 times)

First, get a printer...

Work. I'm a delivery driver, I made almost $300 this weekend in tips. I also worked from 5-5am starting on Friday and 10pm-5:30am Saturday.

So, I guess in summary, work you lazy prick. Be good at something.

What if he can't drive?

I'm pretty much an apprentice to a general contractor. Probably looking to get a steady job at homedepot or lowes or even a construction company

What if he can't drive?

I started working when I was 14. It was agricultural work in the summer, the blazing sun, working the fields. $6.5/ho. Didn't bitch, did my job, made money.

Life. There's no shortcuts, no trick to it. You work hard and you get ahead in life. That's the trick to it.

Sell your soul to the devil

Babysit, then with the oldest group you babysit, offer to run a lemonade stand with em. Do most of the work, but have THEM sell it. Parents and adults love little kid lemonade stands. Be nearby so they know your supervising them. Do this on especially hot, clear days for max profit. Split the end profit with the kids by maybe 30-45%. Their cut has to be larger or they'll lose interest. Either way, if you sell $100 worth of lemonade, you just made an extra $30-45. And that's on top of babysitting, for roughly $10-50 depending on the family.

Or you could babysit an entire group of kids from multiple families and make like ~$60 a day. Make lunch, sit em in front of a TV, then take them outside to run around and go batstuff, then theyll wanna take a nap.

Any teenagers, p. much let em do whatever. Anyone below 11 is pretty much under your command.

Get 50 dollars and play the slots.



Go rob an old person's house

« Last Edit: March 18, 2013, 05:19:01 AM by Maxwell23461 »

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Don't listen to these imbeciles telling you to sell yourself to strangers.



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Sell ass on corner
Mucho profit

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>turns out it was rigged
>the person who made it goes to court

Mow lawns, shovel snow.

Serious answer: Donate blood for a while and pick up every single piece of change you find.

Not so serious answer: Steal it

Not serious answer: Take photos of your self and post them for money

Bad answer: Sell your used underwhere to creeps. There very easy to find.

Being that nobody has breached the question, what are you trying to buy with $500?