Author Topic: Yo Mamma Battle - Season 1  (Read 11148 times)

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason why Sonic runs so fast!

yo mama is so fat she's the reason why rouge has a big rack shadow is so edgy and mentally forgeted

Yo mamma is so dirty and slutty that when she took a bath, yo pappa realized why his son is black.
If you didn't understand, your mother is white, but she's so dirty that it made her look black, and she had you because she was pregnant from a black man.) OHHHHHHH

yo mamma is so smart, talented, and pretty that your father married her.
owned...?

Yo mamma's so dumb, when she went into Cardiac Arrest she screamed "I'm innocent!"

your mom is so fat that they scanned her for nuclear bombs at the airport

that's what YOU get for acting demicky VIRGINIA

Yo mamma's so dumb, when she went into Cardiac Arrest she screamed "I'm innocent!"
Haha.

Yo mama so dumb, ugly, fat, and tall... nuff said.



Oh snap mother forgeter.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she wanted to go to Disneyland, so she took a car down there, and she came to a fork in the road. There was a sign there. It said "Disney - Left".

So she turned around and went home.

Yo mamma so stupid, she thought not voting for the president would affect the voting process!

yo mamma so asian - she cant see across the street

yo mamma so fat, she couldnt fit in a castle door!

yo mamma so fat, the Pacific Ocean is her bathtub

yo mama so stupid, she thought beef jerky was a jerk.
OH SNAP

YO MAMMA SO CHEAP
SHE WENT 50 MILES AWAY TO SAVE 2 CENTS ON PAPER TOWELS