Author Topic: Yo Mamma Battle - Season 1  (Read 11330 times)

yomama so dumb she thought that was funny

Yo mamma so stupid she forgot the letter Z was in the alphabet!

Your mamma so stupid she hates suits.


Yo mama so fat, I missed 5 years worth of whatever TV show I had been watching.

Yo momma is so dumb that tried to ride a cactus.

Yo mamma so old-school, she doesn't even recall what happened on 9/11!

Your mamma's so old, she had God in her classroom.

Your mamma's so old, she had God in her classroom.

Yo mamma's so loveually active that she has 43 children and doesn't know 42 of her childrens fathers.

Yo momma's so loose, when she was addressing you in a room full of men, they all turned around.

Yo momma's so loose, when she was addressing you in a room full of men, they all turned around.


Yo mamma so dilusional she thought Osama Bin Laden and Barack Hussein Obama were the same people.

Yo mamma so dumb, when a guy said ''Drinks are on the house,'' she got a ladder.

Yo mamma so dumb she did all of her schoolwork before hand but didn't even remember section five!

yo mamma so fat

she keeps fat in her fat rolls

Yo mamma so weak her muscles feel like sponge cake!