Author Topic: Yo Mamma Battle - Season 1  (Read 11181 times)

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, THE MIRROR TURNED TO STONE
yo mama is so fat, whenever she posts on a topic, it falls all the way to the last page

yo mama is so fat, whenever she posts on a topic, it falls all the way to the last page

Yo mama is so smelly, every time she walks past a animal it falls down dead.





Yo momma so fat that cranes have to pick up the cranes that pick her up.

Yo momma so fat that cranes have to pick up the cranes that pick her up.

Yo mama is like a brick, she's flat on all sides and is always laid by mexicans.

Your mama's so fat, if she wore high heels she'd strike oil!

Your momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Your mother is such a bad parent that she never told you that insulting other people isn't nice.

Your mother is such a bad parent that she never told you that insulting other people isn't nice.

Tu madre es tan estúpido que ni siquiera entienden el idioma español.

Tu madre es tan estúpido que ni siquiera entienden el idioma español.

Your mom is so stupid that she tried to speak Spanish in a trailer park down south unknowing of the consequences that would happen next

Your mamma so fat that when she went into space they had to call her a planet.

They also had to call Earth a moon.

Your mother is so visually unappealing, that as she looked at out the window, she was in fact, arrested, for public indecency!