Author Topic: Yo Mamma Battle - Season 1  (Read 11204 times)


Yo mamma so fat that the person who bumped into her that one time was never seen again.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mamas are Soviet Russia jokes!

Yo mama is so fat, an image of her will cause her to burst out of your screen.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turned around everyone gave her a "welcome back" party!

Yo mama's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

Yo mama's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo mama's so stupid that she said exactly what another person said without knowing!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mamas are Soviet Russia jokes!

In Soviet Russia, yo mamma is the Soviet Russia joke!
« Last Edit: March 22, 2013, 03:38:05 PM by Crispy_ »

Yo mama so stupid that when she was banned from the forums, she thought it was a present from Badspot!

How dare you insult Crispy!
You mama so stupid, she cooked herself in the oven instead of the food!

Yo mama is such a slut, she'll pay homeless black guys to have love with her!

Yo mama so small, atoms confused her for an atom!

Yo mama so frail, every time she bumps into a wall she BREAKS HER BACK.


Yo mama so frail every time she smiles her jaw snaps in two.

Yo mama such a whore, even Garry Coleman has had his way with her.


Yo mama such a slut, she gave birth do you when she was six!