Yo Mamma Battle - Season 1

[Nonnel]

yo mamma so fat that when she goes to McDonalds, she gets a large pop.

[Ad Bot]

[IronMelon]

Yo mamma so fat she needs to buy 200 tickets to get into a theatre.

[blazerblock2]

Yo momma so fat, when she jumped up she got stuck.

Seriously guys you suck at yo momma jokes.

[Nonnel]

Yo momma so fat, when she jumped up she got stuck.

Seriously guys you suck at yo momma jokes.

I'm trying to do bad ones. You're saying ones that everyone's heard over and over.

Your mother is so old that she is starting to get hairs which are grey.

[grunterdb1951]

Yo mama's like a log, she's always got small woodland creatures inside of her.

[joe411]

Yo mamma's so stupid she locked herself out of her motorcycle.

[Igloos]

Yo mamma so color blind, she can't tell the difference between Will Smith and George Clooney! (one is white and one is black)

[blazerblock2]

Yo momma so old, I pat her on the back and her titties fell off.

[Nonnel]

Your mother is so indigent that she often has to shop at a flea market.
OHHH

[Executive]

Yo momma so fat when she goes in an elevator she HAS to go down!
I know it's old but ASDFGHJKL

[Cargøn]

Yo mama so stupid
she is deemed unintelligent by society

[Nonnel]

Your mother is so overweight
it affects her self-esteem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1esrEb9p0Wc

[Igloos]

yo mamma so ugly she goes in the bathroom every second to put more makeup on

[fireking]

yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a food store and starved to death

[grunterdb1951]

yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a food store and starved to death

That's been done already.

Yo mama's vagina is like a cheese grater, you stick your richard in it and it comes out in tiny strips.