Yo Mamma Battle - Season 1

[grunterdb1951]

Yo mama such a slut, she gave birth do you when she was six!

You're gonna have to do better than that.

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[Yosher]

Yo mamma so fat that the house is the one that goes inside her.

[PurpleMetro]

Yo mamma so fat, she is big enough to host the Blockland Master Server

[Yosher]

Yo mamma so fat that multiple astronauts are still lost drifting somewhere in her orbit.

[PurpleMetro]

Yo mamma so fat that multiple astronauts are still lost drifting somewhere in her orbit.

You momma so fat, when she got her picture taken, the resolutions of it were 913849281x9327457328

[Nonnel]

yo mamma so fat when she went outside everyone died

[Yosher]

Yo mamma so fat that when she was about to give birth to you, you got tired of walking such a long distance.

[Nonnel]

yo mamma so ugly that when she was little everyone thought she was an old lady
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[Yosher]

yo mamma so ugly that when she was little everyone thought she was an old lady
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[PurpleMetro]

Yo momma so fat, when she was born, she was the size of the earth

[Nonnel]

yo mamma so dumb when she did tests in school she got less than eighty percent of the answers correct

[Yosher]

Yo mamma so fat that when she was born, her mother got sucked into her.

[PurpleMetro]

yo momma so dumb, when she did tests in school she got nothing right, and she failed homeroom

[Nonnel]

yo mamma so dumb that she went outside at night and tried to find the lightswitch.

[Igloos]

Yo mamma so stupid she forgot the letter Z was in the alphabet!