X203 Health and Safety Manual that Nobody Reads
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A. anyone who is on the forums
or
B. A member of the X203.
--The Blast-proof room--
The blast-proof room is for
1. Getting attacked by an enemey and you're weapons are down--- JUST KIDDING, IF THIS HAPPENS, WE'RE ALL SCREWED!
2. Having a crashlanding
3. You need to make a water landing -- KIDDING AGAIN, THIS SHIP WOULD NEVER SURVIVE THAT!
We also have locked the emergency supply closet and destroyed the key so no enemy gets our supplies. Clever, right?
--Nueclear Reactor meltdowns
If there is a nuclear meltdown, line up at the door and single filely get out of the ship. When everyone ignores this rule, simply try to get out the fastest.
--The AI of the ship turns on us
First, you'll probably want to disable her air-sucking things. They can suck all the air out of the ship within 15 seconds, so if an enemy takes the ship, we can kill him! Of corse, if it's being used against you, let's face it, YOU'RE SCREWED!
If you are in a room and she locks the door behind you and sucks out all the air, calmly scream at the top of your lungs with your last remaining air for help.
--A staff member turns on us
Shoot him in the face then T-bag his dead body. Pretty simple.
I am not responsible for your death if you read and followed this manual.