i was once hanging out with my best friend and he started saying "dude i'm gonna get you a new gf, her name's petra"
i'm really good friends with petra already, but i dont let him know that. "okay"
he calls his girlfriend and starts talking about how ugly petra is and how she needs to get a facelift ect.
i walk up to him, "hey who are you talking about"
he's like "petra is the ugliest bitch in school lol!!!!"
he's normally like a really good friend of hers in school
"dude that's loving disgusting, you're loving 2 faced man."
"you're loving dumb and ugly haha!!!"
i give him the finger and i leave
how about you guys