How do you fap?

[Alyx Vance]

HTD
Hand Transmitted Disease

[Ad Bot]

[padmedog]

Well what is fapping?

[e-maxx]

Well what is fapping?

male procrastination

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

put a banana peel in the microwave for 10 seconds
wrap it around your richard
enjoy

what if op actually does this and his mom comes to his room.

Well what is fapping?

u tuch ur we we until you go "weeee! weeeee!"

[Tyler66]

Well what is fapping?

WHEN YOU VIOLENTLY GRAB YOUR richard AND STROKE IT UP AND DOWN UNTIL YOU RIP IT OFF AND FLUID IS SQUIRTED EVERYWHERE

or at least that's how I learned it

[Evar678]

Well what is fapping?

Assuming you're being serious, its the act of stimulating the male genitals until the point of climax is reached.

[padmedog]

WHEN YOU VIOLENTLY GRAB YOUR richard AND STROKE IT UP AND DOWN UNTIL YOU RIP IT OFF AND FLUID IS SQUIRTED EVERYWHERE

or at least that's how I learned it

Okay, then I was doing.. whatever I was doing right.

[Evar678]

Okay, then I was doing.. whatever I was doing right.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Okay, then I was doing.. whatever I was doing right.

NO
YOU
MUST
GO
DEEPER

[Cuddles le Bear]

He clearly means Self-transmitted-disease.

Thank you.

[Tyler66]

Okay, then I was doing.. whatever I was doing right.

Sure. But I suggest taking lessons from Terry Crews if you wish to do it like I do

[Alyx Vance]

What if its brown town procrastination?

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

What if its brown town procrastination?

Well you're going have to have a huge richard to reach your own ass.

[Cybersix]

Thank you.

Grabbing at straws, aren't you?

[Tyler66]

Well you're going have to have a huge richard to reach your own ass.

Fingers?
Other insertable devices?