How do you fap?

[Mr Man]

Autofellatio

This too

[Ad Bot]

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

If you have a friend you can always try docking your starships together.

[Tyler66]

It must be that I spend too much time on 4Chan

Then stay away from /mlp/

seriously
don't go there

[KoopaScooper]

Then stay away from /mlp/

seriously
don't go there

implying that's not general knowledge

[Frontrox]

what am i reading

English?

[Cybersix]

Then stay away from /mlp/

seriously
don't go there

Went there once, the sickness was too much

If you have a friend you can always try docking your starships together.

"Press your space face next to mine, love"

[Tyler66]

implying that's not general knowledge

dohohoho

[Nonnel]

English?

no but seriously what the forget am i reading

[Frontrox]

no but seriously what the forget am i reading

About how I used to suck my own richard?

[Nonnel]

About how I used to suck my own richard?

my mind can't comprehend what you're typing

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

my mind can't comprehend what you're typing

do you need frontrox to show you?

[Nonnel]

do you need frontrox to show you?

i'm afraid i would go blind

[Frontrox]

do you need frontrox to show you?

[Headcrab Zombie]

With my hand.
Sometimes with my foot.
Very, very rarely, with my eye

[Cybersix]

What about your ear?