Well we beefed up missile defense on the west coast so what does that tell you
Also they don't even need to come in on OUR coast. It's not like illegal stuff isn't smuggled across the Mexican border daily
"Hey buddy, want some coke?"
"Nah man I just left Tempe to look for some goods, y'know w'm sayin' man?"
"yeahhh I got you, how about some mary jane."
"Not real enough mann... Got any nuclear warheads?"
"WOAH BRO CHILL OUT IM NOT THAT REAL-"
"I know you got some."
"Yeah aight $50 a pop."
"Here's five million dollars, go buy yourself lunch and call it a day."