North Korea News Thread (OP Post Reset With Reliable Sources)

[Fredulus]

you guys DO know nk has no capability to strike the US, right?
theyre testing some nuclear weapons sure
theyre testing some rockets, sure
but their rockets are complete stuff and they don't have warheads capable of being carried by their rockets.

as far as a non-nuclear strike, lol. their military is pathetically outdated.

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[DrJarbot]

 an example of what will happen if NK invades, except we have helecopters, mg's, and snipers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_murder_incident

[Momentum]

an example of what will happen if NK invades, except we have helecopters, mg's, and snipers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_murder_incident

oh my god

[e-maxx]

what if this is just north korea's idea of a april fools joke?

[Mister Cheese]

what if this is just north korea's idea of a april fools joke?

well then they aren't very good at keeping secrets

[Perlin Noise]

north korea doesnt have april iirc

[Nonnel]

north korea doesnt have april iirc

I said this somewhere. :0

Korea doesn't even have April.

[dkamm65]

north korea doesnt have april iirc

Yes they do.

"The Juche Calendar does maintain the Gregorian Calendar's traditional months and the number of days in a month. Hence, to calculate the Juche year from a Gregorian year after 1912, simply subtract 1911."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_calendar

[kick asser]

What an april fools joke that would be.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

*U.S about to bomb Korea for all the threats*
Kim Jong-un : Oh... um! Hey guys it was just all an April fools joke, that's all! Hahaha!

[danisaac5]

What an april fools joke that would be.

incredibly ironic, considering the first of april is tomorrow where i am

[Fredulus]

incredibly ironic, considering the first of april is tomorrow where i am

i dont think you know what ironic means

[Daedalus]

i dont think you know what ironic means

no one does
it's depressing

[Nasoa]

no one does
it's depressing

how IRONIC not really considering North Koreans are often depressed in prison camps!

[Machaty]

Hey guys I just realized something!


Koreans read top to bottom, so a couple of hours could take a couple years :3