North Korea News Thread (OP Post Reset With Reliable Sources)

[Ben Grapevine]

Defcon 4 isn't bad, is it?

I thought 1 was bad

It has been defcon 4 since 9/11

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[dkamm65]

[Hiok1998]

North Korea stahp

[Tetris]

North Korea doesn't even have nuclear bombs

And do they even know about Canada

[Ben Grapevine]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9977977/North-Korea-pulls-workers-out-of-Kaesong-amid-nuclear-test-rumours.html

[Blockzillahead]

North Korea doesn't even have nuclear bombs

And do they even know about Canada

Yes they do, and Canada is not a threat at all because I don't think Canada has nuclear weapons.

[Yola²]

So they decide to test their fourth bomb, yet still haven't actually used a single one.

Good job flexing your 'muscle' North Korea, keep trying harder.


On a completely related topic, the UN is loving handicapped and helps literally nothing

[Titanium Man]

Yes they do, and Canada is not a threat at all because I don't think Canada has nuclear weapons.

everyone loves canada

[Steve5452]

everyone loves canada

Oh yeah there, eh.

[danisaac5]

Canada is not a threat at all because I don't think Canada has nuclear weapons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction#Inventory_of_Canada.E2.80.99s_nuclear_armaments

No nuclear weapons eh?

[Maxwell23461]

They are probably filled with nuclear syrup.

[danisaac5]

They are probably filled with nuclear syrup.

Maple nuclear syrup, very volatile.

[Bester Bageler]

Posted March 29, Today April 8, "outbreak of war hours away"??? I guess Kim Jong uses valve time.

[Swat 3]

I hate the people who actually think this is funny and a game.

No one is scared of North Korea, but everyone is scared if they use nuclear missiles, fail, and the missile hitting China or Russia.

Situation where I will stuff in my pants:
North Korea is being an starfish, and America attacks because NK starts to form forces and stuff.

China makes a excuse to invade America.

Someone Nukes someone.

That nuked someone nukes the other someone.

Ally nukes someone.

Allies nuke other Allies.

Human's go die.
I WILL stuff IN PANTS IF ANY OF WORLD POWERS USE NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

This is not a game.

[Crispy_]

If anything, north korea might attack Japan.

This can be bad if japan goes into fallout or something.