Stranger: Is this John?!
You: no this is patrick
Stranger: I need john
You: no, this is patrick!
Stranger: forget YOU I NEED JOHN
You: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!
Stranger: I
Stranger: NEED
Stranger: JOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNN
You: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: THIS IS
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Stranger: Nope not good enough
Stranger: Is this John?!
You: nope
Stranger: Ok bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.