Stranger: Hi
You: Fight me irl bro I'll beat your ass so loving hard the underworld will loving shake, it'll cause earthquakes, avalanches, even a continental loving drift my boy. I'll beat your ass so hard, I'll force magma to rise up to the loving surface of the planet, gravity couldn't loving handle this beating so it just ceased to loving exist and I still continue to beat the stuff out of you as we floated off into space. I don't care if I can breath or not I don't need to I'm too busy beating the forget out of you, I'll defy the laws of loving physics, I'll punch you into the sun faster than light, you won't die or anything, you won't feel the pain of the sun, only my fist because you went so fast through that loving useless piece of stuff. You'll still be flying once you go through the sun, you'll travel through the suns of many other solar systems until you loving find yourself in andromeda where I'm beating the forget out of you still. Aliens will watch as I loving liquidize your body, everything you were will cease to be as I take my fist and jab it into you so many times it literately can't be counted. You're loving dead mate, say goodbye to earth cause when I'm done with you, neither heaven or hell will receive you.
Stranger: friend
Stranger: oh
Stranger: OH
Stranger: OOOH
Stranger: I SEE HOW IT IS
Stranger: forget YOU
Stranger: forget
Stranger: YOU
You: blah
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: monday
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