Author Topic: get on omegle guys  (Read 13366 times)

oh my god lol this guy spelled BLT wrong
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
You: WHO IS THIS
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: i mispelled blt
You: TELL ME OR MAXWELL DIES.
Stranger: people actually search for "blf"
Stranger: who is maxwell
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You: MAXWELL23461
Stranger: i just want to find people who like blt's
Stranger: but i hit the f key
Stranger: what is blf
You: .....
You: uh
You: sorry
You have disconnected

So you're buddy the elf?
You little mother forgeter.....

You: wats up bb
Stranger: You're a cool guy with an awesome moustache, and don't let anyone tell you different misssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssster.
You: i dont know
You: oh ok
Stranger: Many people don't.
You: so whats up?
You: not much
Stranger: Many people go on in life not knowing at all.
You: thats cool
Stranger: And quite honestly, that's a shame.
You: yeah
You: yeah
Stranger: I mean, it has to be said.
Stranger: God.
You: So whats your name
Stranger: This world, you know.
You: Billy
Stranger: It's just filled.
Stranger: Filled with tragedy.
You: Cool im jimmy!
Stranger: And no one gives a single goshdang about it.
You: Nicd to meet you jimmy
Stranger: And here we are.
You: nice to meet you too billy
Stranger: Tip-tapping our keyboards.
Stranger: Tap-tooping our mice.
You: wanna play at the park
Stranger: Doing absolutely nothing about it.
You: sure!
Stranger: It's a shame.
Stranger: As I've said.
Stranger: Forgive my redundancy.
You: *billy and jimmy walk to the park*
Stranger: And I don't think thpppppppppppas
Stranger: >>\
You: Wow its a nice day
Stranger: LINK ERROR
You: yes it is jimmy!
Stranger: <<R%
You: Lets go on the slide!
You: okay billy
You: *billy and jimmy go on the slide*
Stranger: You're a cool guy with an awesome moustache, and don't let anyone tell you different misssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssster.
You: *billy and jimmy die*
You: The end
You have disconnected.



ya

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Stranger: asl
Stranger: :)))
You: Woody/ m/ 7/ Andy's Room
Stranger: hote
Stranger: forum name
You: Woodt
You: *Woody
Stranger: we have no mondays named Woody
You: monday? What's a monday? You Tigger?
Stranger: osht
Stranger: present yo profile foo
You: What profile? Who are you? What time is it?
Stranger: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=199314;type=avatar
You: Why is that pony's eyebrows disembodied?
Stranger: shhh
You: Tell me
Stranger: you will know when your older
Stranger: okay?
You: Buzz's eyebrows get like that sometimes
Stranger: dahell
You: Yeah, Buzz Lightyear
Stranger: dahell x2
You: Of Star Command
Stranger: I will rip your nipples of and read the piece of paper on them because they say your na,e
Stranger: name*
You: What? I don't own nipples, those are for babies
Stranger: dayum
You: So
You: Do you know Ham?
Stranger: Ham?
You: The big piggybank
Stranger: what is this stuff
You: How about Slink?
You: Or Rex?
Stranger: Ponies > Toy Story
You: Ponies? What ponies? The one with the disembodied eyebrows?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: Have you met my friend Pinkie Pie?
You: That stuff ain't nothing but cancer my friend
Stranger: So is Shrek
Stranger: But we deal with that stuff too
You: Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Stranger: Cancerland Forums

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
Stranger: WHO IS THIS
You: stuff
You: i mispelled blt
Stranger: TELL ME OR MAXWELL DIES.
You: people actually search for "blf"
You: who is maxwell
Stranger: .......|\________________________
....../___ _.' .-----,________________|
...../_._/...(......|.../__________|
...../......`._______/
.....|_......,\(.....\\
..../'..`-._/__`_//
../'............|""""'
./............./
/.............|
|..............'
|..............\
`-._____.-'
Stranger: MAXWELL23461
You: i just want to find people who like blt's
You: but i hit the f key
You: what is blf
Stranger: .....
Stranger: uh
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like blf, and blockland.
You: HEY cigarette
Stranger: HEY
You: YOU THERE
You: WHAT IS YOUR NAME
You: cigarette
Stranger: IM TURNING ON CAPS
Stranger: HAHAH
You: AHHAAHA
Stranger: ITS cigarette
Stranger: DIDNT YOU KNOW
You: HAHA IM LAFFING HARD
Stranger: YOUR HARD LAFFING
You: IM HARD WINK WINK
Stranger: IN HARD?
Stranger: EW
Stranger: SO
You: NOOO
Stranger: STRANGER IS FAPPING...
You: NOOOOOO
You: IM
Stranger: WHOSE THE STRANGER HERE
Stranger: AAA
You: SCHLICKING SOFTLIKE
Stranger: SOFT LIKE
You: SOFTER THAT A BABIES BUTT
Stranger: THATS HOT
Stranger: A/S/L
Stranger: A / S / L
Stranger: MM
You: 9 boy south africa
Stranger: TELL ME FATTY
Stranger: forget
Stranger: ITS WORTH IT
Stranger: IM COMING
Stranger: I JUST DONT WANT AIDS
You: COME TO MY HUT
Stranger: K
You: AIDS
You: WAIT
Stranger: ILL AID YOU IN AIDING ME WITH YOUR AIDS
Stranger: AAAAAH MY HEAD IS HURTING FROM ALL THIS YELLING
You: ILL GIVE YOUR AIDS AN STD
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: NO YOU DIRTY BLACK MAN

Who the hell is Bill from ATD for real guys

Who the hell is Bill from ATD for real guys
That's what I'm wondering, BUZZ!

Who the hell is Bill from ATD for real guys
I don't know, but oh my god I just had the best chat with him.

That's what I'm wondering, BUZZ!
Well I found the Toy Story guy

Well I found the Toy Story guy
No, the Buzz commerical guy.