Author Topic: get on omegle guys  (Read 13396 times)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
You: who is this
You: probablyu a huge friend
Stranger: i am your worst nightmare
Stranger: guess who i am
You: jairo
Stranger: nop
You: elecro
Stranger: nop
You: nonnel
Stranger: nop
You: johnfreeman
Stranger: nop
You: a huge friend
Stranger: nop
You: crispy
Stranger: nop
You: mst
Stranger: nop
You: lusk
Stranger: nop brb
Stranger: some stuff bit me
Stranger: forget its stuff
You: wanna see my horse rooster
Stranger: forget it
Stranger: fuc

You: Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color?
Sincerely killed me. I had to get up and go into the other room. I made some squeaking noises, too.


Hey there's my name


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF, and Blockland.
You: Hello!
Stranger: Hey
You: Who is this I am talking to?
Stranger: Badspot
You: Omfg badspot
You: Ill touch ur good spot
You: But no really
Stranger: o ya bby
You: Who is it
Stranger: EliphantTitties
You: Pffttt
You: JohnFreeman here
You: the one and only
Stranger: Eliptats, at your serbice
You: RLCBM at ur servants
Stranger: the docter at your stab
You: I will find out who you are
You: When I find you
You: I will kill you
Stranger: D:
You: Unless you tell me
You: WHO YOU REALLY ARE!
Stranger: OKAY OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE GUY
You: WHO ARE YOUUUUU
Stranger: I CAN'T TELL YOU.
You: Why not
Stranger: ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT IT CONSISTS OF 2 WORDS
You: Night Fox?
You: Wynd Fox?
Stranger: No
Stranger: no
You: umm
You: 2 Words with a space or no space?
Stranger: Space
You: Titanium Man
Stranger: no
You: Umm
You: Alex Man!
Stranger: No
Stranger: You got the man prt right, though
You: Hmm
You: Stick Man?
Stranger: :D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF, and BLOCKLAND.
You: meep
Stranger: Hey, bitch.
You: who is this
Stranger: oh uh
Stranger: Jairo
You: this is Maxx_ niger
Stranger: Hi, monday.
You: nigrrr
You: nigr pls
Stranger: o pls niga
You: NIGAAA
Stranger: niga
Stranger: r u evn maxx
You: yeep
You: im actually badspot
You: v22 is being released in 2 weeks
You: it contains snakees
Stranger: wel im bedposts cousin so im gona get u band
You: nou
You: gt bend
Stranger: omg no u
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!1
You: omg no u
You: 19218920198201821098210981209
Stranger: 2345
You: 01110000110001100100101010110 0011100010101110001101111000
Stranger: 10101010101010101010101010101 0101001
You: 11111110000000101111111011111 011111
You: 01011001 01101111 01110101 0100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 0100000 01101110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 0100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 0100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 0100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100001
You: :3
You: matser bienry
Stranger: :2
You: :1
Stranger: :4
You: :A
You: :B
You: :C
You: :D
You: :E
Stranger: :^
You: :F
You: :G
You: :H
Stranger: :^)
You: :I
You: :J
You: :K
You: :L
You: :<
You: :M*
You: :N
You: :O
You: :P
You: :Q
You: :R
You: :S
You: :T
You: :U
You: :V
You: :W
You: :X
You: :Y
Stranger: :Z
You: :Z
You: forget U
You: cigaretteET
Stranger: YA FUK U LOL BICH
You: cigaretteET
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i just spoke with Jairo...

he told me to do bad things


i just spoke with Jairo...

he told me to do bad things
what did I tell you
there are impostors I tell you

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You and the stranger both like BLF.
You: Hey. Who is this??
Stranger: maxwell
You: 25641?
Stranger: 23461
You: I always forgot your numbers
You: Lol
You: I knew it started in 2 and ended in 1.
You: You know me, I know you. Who am I?
Stranger: you are auzman
You: Nope
You: I just talked to him though
You: Also
You: Get online on steam
You: friend
You: friend
You: Get the hint
You: friend
Stranger: lando
You: No
Stranger: wynd
You: N
You: no*
Stranger: Cybersix
You: No
Stranger: John
You: ...
You: No
Stranger: Cakey :u
You: No
You: IUV
You: Jokes on you i'm John Freeman



hi skullcandy
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF, and Blockland.
You: 01011001 01101111 01110101 0100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 0100000 01101110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 0100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 0100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 0100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100001
Stranger: I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: JARIO I KNEW IT WAS YOU
You: No
Stranger: ...
Stranger: wait
Stranger: who is this
You: The forum boner
Stranger: and im the forum nobody
Stranger: cause i don't have a forum account.
You: Sandwichforget dammit!
Stranger: i mean, you cant really find any forumers with BL_ID 5957 on the forums eh?
Stranger: So, do you have a name forum boner?
You: Yes
You: People make fun of my name as boner
You: And it has red
Stranger: does your avatar have a richard on it?
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: mine has a minecraft face.
You: No
You: Um
You: Beepboop
Stranger: :\
You: Your name is clearly Macgyverthehero
Stranger: CORRECT MY BOY
Stranger: How have you been doing mr boner?
You: And I am Redconer, THE MOST INTENSE BONER EVER EXISTENSE
You have disconnected.

You: Hello
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: WHAT THE forget YOU WANT BTICH
You: SAY WHAT AGAIN
You: SAY WHAT AGAIN
Stranger: THE BABY
You: I DARE YOU
You: I DOUBLE DARE YOU
Stranger: YOU CAN KEEP IT
You: SAY WHAT AGAIN
Stranger: I DONT WANT IT
You: oh okay
Stranger: IT CRIES
Stranger: AND POOPS
You: lol who are you?
Stranger: IN MY BED!!!!!!
Stranger: TAKE HIM!
Stranger: TAKE JIMMY!
Stranger: NOW!!!
You: YES THE IS THE US MARINES
Stranger: BEFORE HE JUMPS OFF THE BALCONY!
You: HE HAVE JIMMY
Stranger: GOOD!
Stranger: HES SAFE!
You: WE ARE SENDING JIMMY TO TESTING
You: TO APERTURE SCIENCE
Stranger: I LOVE SCIENCE
Stranger: JIMMY WILL LOVE IT
You: We do what we must, because, we can.
You: PRESS THE BUTTON
You: PRESS IT!
Stranger: PRESS
You: so who are you
Stranger: *presses button*
Stranger: I AM DA PROUD MOTHER OF JIMMY
You: JARIO! no
Stranger: AN INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN
Stranger: I AINT JARIO
You: um...
You: ARE YOU A FOX
Stranger: I WILL REPLY TO THE POST WITH THE WORDS JIMMY
Stranger: JIMMY IS DEAD
Stranger: I WILL REPLY WITH THOSE WORDS
Stranger: YOU WIILL NEVER GUESS WHO I AM
Stranger: MWAHAHAHHAAHAH

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