Author Topic: get on omegle guys  (Read 13348 times)


loel ur a cigaretteot???

so is the interest 'blockland forums' or literally 'BLF'


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
Stranger: Hi bb
You: I ain't BB
Stranger: stuff
You: Boners
Stranger: :C
You: Hue
Stranger: I have a story
You: Touching Story?
Stranger: Trogtor made me win Dota 2
Stranger: :C
You: LOL
Stranger: Guess who this is
Stranger: You can get
Stranger: something
You: Nonnel
Stranger: NO
Stranger: Guess
Stranger: agen
You: Auzman
Stranger: pls
Stranger: Nah man
You: Elecro
Stranger: nop
Stranger: Hint: lovey.
You: Pablo
Stranger: Close
Stranger: but Pablo's a cigarette
You: TurnipBlog
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: win
Stranger: ding ding ding
Stranger: we have a winner
Stranger: so
Stranger: who's this on the other end
You: Hint: The Forum Boner
Stranger: Uuuuuu
Stranger: Trog
You: No
Stranger: uuuuuu
Stranger: Nonnel
Stranger: Blooker
Stranger: Tony
Stranger: me
You: It has Red in it
Stranger: Pabl-
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: REEEDDDDDD
You: C'mon
Stranger: RED OCTOBER
Stranger: RED ARMY
You: NO
Stranger: RED 5 STANDING BY
Stranger: BIG RED
You: I have red in my name, and people make fun of my name as boner
Stranger: loner goner read
Stranger: YES
Stranger: THAT'S IT
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA
You: Wrong
Stranger: oh
Stranger: golly
You: Fine
You: It's...
You: Redconer
Stranger: stuff
EDIT: Dammit Turnip!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You and the stranger both like BLF.


You: hi


Stranger: hay


You: hay is for horses


You: friend go die


You have disconnected.

Oh my god, this was great.

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Question to discuss:
Hey hey hey, stay outta my shed!

Stranger: Alright, old man
You: I'm sorry.
You: I shouldn't have gone in in the first place.
Stranger: There was nothing in there
Stranger: just some dead bodies
You: And lost dreams, of course.
You: The sunshine shone through the dust covered window and glared upon the dismantled corpses.
You: The corpses that were fit to eat later that night.
Stranger: My friends and I were struck by terror like a deer in the headlights
You: And then smashed with the blunt end of a battleaxe?
Stranger: We knew the old man was feeding the walkers
You: Carl overheard the discussion and was told to go back inside.
Stranger: Out of nowhere, BAM. I felt the hard wooden end of a battleaxe
Stranger: carl knew he had to find out what the sound was
You: Slowly, he peeked out the window.
You: His eyes widened as he realized what he was looking at.
Stranger: He was looking at an old man carrying the unconscious bodies of two females
Stranger: Carl had to help
You: "But how," he asked himself.
You: He was just a small boy, of course.
Stranger: He did not care. He went outside, holding a shovel
You: Stealthily, he snuck behind the old man.
Stranger: Then, Carl hit the man in the head. With a sudden crash, the man was down on the ground bleeding
You: He couldn't comprehend what he'd just done. Nothing like this had ever happened to him. Adrenaline rushed quickly through his body as he felt the rush that he had just killed a man.
Stranger: He was still holding the shovel, now blood dripping from it's metal. What was he to do now? Carl was paused wondering
You: He heard a voice, one distinctly familiar.
Stranger: He looked in the distance. Oh no. it was the mayor
Stranger: I'm sorry, I was thinking of the comic books. The govenor
You: The governer looked particularly well-adjusted today. He had just finished taking an exhilarating shower.
Stranger: Carl moved quickly, dragging the women to a near by bush
You: As for the old man, he was unsure. There wasn't another hiding place in easy access and if he added to the bush, it would be too obvious.
Stranger: Carl, in the bush, was astouned and relieved finding out he had not killed the man
Stranger: astounded
You: The old man was in shock and needed attention soon. Carl had blood on his hands and the governor was still approaching.
Stranger: Carl weighed the options Sitting there, he knew there was no way he could save the man and not be caught. The old man was left on his own
Stranger: Carl watched as the senior was found
You: The governor was surprised to find a man lying there, his head bleeding. The shovel laid on the ground where Carl had left it, and he decided to inspect it.
You: Meanwhile, the overwhelming smell of dead bodies sat next to Carl. He was amazed that the governor couldn't detect it.
Stranger: I got to go. This was awesome

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Stranger: Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color?
You: what
Stranger: forget this
You: you're scaring me ;;--;
Stranger: It's TurnipBlog
You: hi
Stranger: Hey bb
Stranger: what you
Stranger: wearing
You: I'm cakey
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: oh
Stranger: it's this cigarette
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: look what I have to deal with
You: ya I'm a huge FGOT
Stranger: son of a bitch
Stranger: look at this stuff
Stranger: mother of god
Stranger: loving
You: I was very mean to maxwell and I would love to forget him
Stranger: what did I do to deserve this hell?
Stranger: Son of a bitch
Stranger: it's you
Stranger: holy stuff
Stranger: forget my life
Stranger: I hate this
Stranger: Self Delete by cigarette on other end
Stranger has disconnected.

the joke was that I WASN'T CAKEY

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF, and Blockland.
You: WHO IS THIS
Stranger: Guess who I am?
You: REVEAL YOURSELF
Stranger: 3 tries
You: GUESS ME
You: 30412
You: GO
Stranger: Hey Jairo
You: WRONG
Stranger: Hey Pecon
You: WRONG, NAME STARTS WITH M
Stranger: Hey Mawell
Stranger: Maxwell*
You: WRONG AGAIN
Stranger: :c
You: HAS UNDERSCORE
You: ;-;
You: underscore at end of name
You: begins with M
Stranger: Cripsy_
You: GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: Crispy*
You: IT HAS A M
You: NOT CRISPY
You: 3 Last tries
Stranger: Maxx_
You: forget
You: COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN
You: stuff
Stranger: RTB ID check, forgeter
Stranger: Yeah cheating!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
cheater >:c

why does no one ever quote me:(

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
You: Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color?
Stranger: Green
You: DING DING DING
You: YOU WIN A PRIZE
Stranger: what prize!?
You: Guess what it is?
You: TAKE AGUZ
Stranger: DOTA 2!?
You: forget you Trogtor
You: It's TurnipBlog again.
Stranger: im not trogtor
You: stuff
You: who is this
You: I NEED
You: TO
You: KNOW
You: NOW
Stranger: guess
You: uuu
You: bb
You: It's Alex
Stranger: nope
You: forget
You: Uhh
You: Buddy
Stranger: nope
You: forget
You: Trog
You: again
You: Pablo
Stranger: nope
You: Dwyane
Stranger: nope
Stranger: nope
You: cigarettebag
You: McCakey
Stranger: nope
You: Jellyfish
Stranger: yes at jellyfish
You: Elect-
You: YES
You: forget YEA
You: AMERICA
You: I DID IT
You: YES
You: HOLY
You: stuff
You: I DID IT
You: I'M SUCCESSFUL
Stranger: guess what you win!
You: forget YES
You: What?
Stranger: Dota 2!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: forget YOU
You: I DON'T NEED THIS stuff
You: OK
Stranger: yes you do
You: WHAT THE forget ARE YOU DOING TO ME
You: I DON'T
You: loving
You: NEED THIS
You: forget YOU
You: BURN IN HELL SCUM
You: loving
You: HORSE stuff
You: WHAT IS THIS
You: WHAT THE ACTUAL forget
You: IS
You: THIS
You: NO cigarette
You: YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
You: HOLY stuff
You: WHAT
You: THE
You: forget
You: HONESTLY
Stranger: oh really, watch me get away!
You: forget YOU
Stranger: MAUAHAHAHAHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
You: Hey bby
Stranger: who is this friend
You: JohnFreeman
You: The one and only
Stranger: oh hello
Stranger: bby
You: who r u bby
Stranger: john
Stranger: john
Stranger: it's auzman
You: omfg
You: that guy
You: who saw me once on a server
Stranger: omg yes
Stranger: i did
Stranger: <33333333333333333333333333333
You: <3
You: lets forget
Stranger: ok
Stranger: should i stick it in ur poope
Stranger: or should we rub weiners
Stranger: first
You: Well
You: Night fox is already sucking my richard
You: You get the rear
Stranger: well stuff
Stranger: literally
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i stick it in ur pooper
Stranger: is it in yet
You: Yes
You: Its in
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i ram you real hard
Stranger: im a horse by the why
You: Oh bby
You: eww u broni
Stranger: i'm going to kill you
You: BRONI ALERT
Stranger: you're going to die
You: HORSE forgetER
Stranger: no not a brony
Stranger: no bro
You: Jokes on you i'm a brony
Stranger: i have a horse rooster
You: AHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: You broke me Auzman
You: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Stranger: i am going
Stranger: to break your big butt cheeks
Stranger: that firm plump ass
You: oh god
You: SSHHH
ITS THAT AD
Stranger: my horse rooster will penetrate your ass
Stranger: and kill you
You: WITH THAT BASKETBALL PLAYER
You: WITH THE DEEP loveY VOICE
Stranger: dwayne wade
You: THAT GOES NO NO NO
You: NOT TODAY
You: AHAHAH I love that ad
Stranger: bro
Stranger: bro
Stranger: joke is onto you now
You: I sent night the chat of us having love
Stranger: i was a brony the whole time
You: "mm ;"
You: Ok
You: im a brony too soooo
Stranger: soooooooooo
You: SOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: my horse rooster will kill you
You: We cant RP as ponies mang
Stranger: my horse richard is a necessary evil
You: Or else I cant post this chat on the forum
You: you know what forget its
Stranger: don't worry
You: in rainbow dash
You: you're discord
You: A+ chat
Stranger: cum inside rainbowdash
You: my life is complete
Stranger: A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You: Ok
Stranger: we get
Stranger: all of the a's
You: well im off to go find more people
Stranger: okay
Stranger: you have fun
Stranger: finding someone
Stranger: better than me
Stranger: bby

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You: hi
Stranger: Hello jario
You: forget
You: forget
You have disconnected.


guess what
it wasnt crispy
lol

why would someone want to impostor me

lol that guy has no life