Author Topic: get on omegle guys  (Read 13333 times)

whats up with this "hi my name is amanda i like black men!" thing
battletoads is normally a followup at some point in the convo.

what the forget are battletoads

Five hundred dollars or I'll post our chatlog, Tyler.
I want the money upfront in two days or else.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
You: welcome to the salty spitoon
You: how tough are you
Stranger: Hi cakey.
You: how tough are you
Stranger: phi
Stranger: pcakey
You: go back to weenie hut juniors

what the forget are battletoads
It's a terrible video game, check out the AVGN's YouTube channel.

Hey auzman get shot.

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Stranger: hi my name is amanda i like black men!
You: same!
Stranger: no way!
You: i know!
Stranger: thats so cool!
You: you know it!
Stranger: they have giant lips
You: that's what I love about them
Stranger: i know right!
Stranger: theyre kisses taste like chicken and grapes
You: yes
You: oh my god
You: yes

Best rp ever.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like blf, and Blockland.
Stranger: Hello
You: TELL ME WHO DIS IS
Stranger: UM
You: OR THE MAN OF LADIES GETS A BULLET
You: TO THE HEAD
You: ________=//''''''&.
|...._____ii-------|=i(((((((( ((((((((((4===:::
|_--.-"''''''/- /((_).| .|
.........../__/.......| .|
Stranger: NUN YOU BUSINESs
Stranger: AGHH
You: 10
You: 9
Stranger: DONT SHOOT brother
You: HES COUNTIN ON YOU
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
Stranger: DONT stuff MAN
Stranger: WAIT
You: 5
You: 4
Stranger: BE COOL
You: 3
You: 2
Stranger: ILL TELL YOU
You: 1
Stranger: THIS IS
You: *gunshot to head*
Stranger: NOOOOO
You: Too late motha fuacka
Stranger: *tackles*
You: stuff
Stranger: AASSDS
You: *gun lands on ground*
Stranger: *beats to stuff*
You: *kicks off*
Stranger: TAKE THIS brother
You: AAAAAAAH
Stranger: **trips*
You: PLEASE MAN
You: NO
Stranger: forgetCKAFD
You: PLEASE
You: AHGH
Stranger: *reaches for gun*
You: Kicks it over*
You: *grabs*
Stranger: ________=//''''''&.
|...._____ii-------|=i(((((((( ((((((((((4===:::
|_--.-"''''''/- /((_).| .|
.........../__/.......| .|
You: SURPRISE MOTHA forgetA
Stranger: BLAM
You: ________=//''''''&.
|...._____ii-------|=i(((((((( ((((((((((4===:::
|_--.-"''''''/- /((_).| .|
.........../__/.......| .|
You: POW
Stranger: ADFAF
Stranger: ASDDFD
Stranger: HEEE
Stranger: ASSD
Stranger: X.X
You: *kicks off*
Stranger: *ispretendingtobedead*
You: Hmm.
Stranger: SUPRISE MOTHA forgetA
You: *gun vaporises*
Stranger: ________=//''''''&.
|...._____ii-------|=i(((((((( ((((((((((4===::: <<<<<
|_--.-"''''''/- /((_).| .|
.........../__/.......| .|
You: HOLY SHI
You: *dodges bullets*
You: *gun was vaporized*
Stranger: BLAMAMAM
You: nope
Stranger: ANOO
You: Haha!
You: *tackles*
You: Surprise!
Stranger: *punchES*
You: *punches*
Stranger: *punchesrichard*
You: forget
You: MAH PEENYWEENY
Stranger: *punchesnose*
You: x_o
Stranger: TAKE THIS
You: Stop
You: Please
You: NO!
You: NOOO
Stranger: *knees to the face*
You: -_-
You: *passed out*
Stranger: RAAAGH
You: *gets up*
You: agh..
You: stuff
Stranger: brother you gonna DIE
You: Please man, I beg fo mercy.
You: Please
Stranger: Why should I?
You: *pulls out gun under sleeve*
You: BLAM brother
You: *pow*
Stranger: AAA
You: *shot in the chest*
Stranger: *coughsupblood*
You: *hes bleeding*
Stranger: F-f-f-f-forget you n-niga
You: Say goodnight motha forgeta.
Stranger: *rolls
You: *gets shot in leg*
You: forget!
You: *shoots him in head*
Stranger: x.*x
You: haha.
Stranger: *isdead*
Stranger: *comesbackasgoast*
You: What the fuk?
Stranger: BOOO-OOOO MOTHERforgetA
You: HOLY SHIIIT
Stranger: *uses ghost powers to trip*
You: *trips*
You: forget
You: Stop it man.
You: GOD DAMMIT
Stranger: I'LL SPARE YOU
You: ________=//''''''&.
|...._____ii-------|=i(((((((( ((((((((((4===:::
|_--.-"''''''/- /((_).| .|
.........../__/.......| .| (uses gun pulle out of shirt to try and shoot*
Stranger: BUT FIRST
Stranger: *bullets go through*
Stranger: forget IT
You: WHAT THE FU?
You: OH GOD
You: MAN
You: SORRY
You: PLEASE
You: NO
You: GOD NO
Stranger: *goesintobody*
You: FUUUUUUUUUU
You: STOP
You: AGH
You: *pushes ghost out*
Stranger: AAAa
You: *kicks in ghost balls*
Stranger: *goesintodeadguysbody*
Stranger: ASDASFDS
Stranger: I DONT HAVE BALLLS
You: How you bein alive?
You: Da fuq.......
Stranger: its a mystery
Stranger: why are we fighting?
You: TurnipBlog.
Stranger: Shadowed999
You: wait your shadowed
You: lol im maxx_
Stranger: lololol
You: i said turnipblog because i killed him
You: ANYWAY brother
You: YOU BE NOT GETTIN AWAY
Stranger: ________=//''''''&.
|...._____ii-------|=i(((((((( ((((((((((4===:::
|_--.-"''''''/- /((_).| .|
.........../__/.......| .|
Stranger: BLAAMAMAMA
You: *points at legs*
You: ________=//''''''&.
|...._____ii-------|=i(((((((( ((((((((((4===:::
|_--.-"''''''/- /((_).| .|
.........../__/.......| .|
You: BLAM
Stranger: ASDF
You: *dodges bullets*
Stranger: *pointsat chest*
Stranger: BLAM
You: *shield under*
You: Too bad brother.
You: I workin with the chicago popo
You: >:)
You: *shoots in head*
Stranger: noooNOOOO
Stranger: *leavesbody
Stranger: *goesintoyours*
You: NO YOU DONT
You: *pushes out*
You: brother
Stranger: *chargesouthtewindow*
Stranger: WE GONNA DIE
You: NNNNNNNNNIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: *Glassbreaks*
You: *parachute*
Stranger: *usesghostlypowerstomakeparachuteturnintostuff*
You: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: NOW WE GONNA DIIIIE
You: *dodges ball of stuff
You: NOT TONIGHT brother*
You: *catches onto glider*
You: *uses rocketboots to swiftly come to safe landing*
You: *lands*
Stranger: NOOOO
You: *uses hadokeun power to turn ghost into ball of stuff*
Stranger: ASdfsplichopop
You: HAADOOKEUN
You: *ghost vaporizes*
Stranger: *vaporizes*
You: NOT TONIGHT brother.
Stranger: *reappears*
Stranger: BOOO
You: AGH
You: MAH HAERT
You: *dies*
You: *comes back as ghost*
You: forget U MAN
Stranger: Oforget
You: *uses ghostgun*
You: *shoots in ghost head*
You: *cant be as ghost anymore*
You: FUK U MAN
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF, and BLOCKLAND.
You: welcome to the salty spitoon
You: how tough are ya
Stranger: NO AUZMAN
Stranger: NO MORE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
You: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon.
You: How tough are you?
Stranger: I once punched a granny down the stairs in front of her house.
Stranger: Not too impressive, I know.
Stranger: But what if I told you
Stranger: i did it
Stranger: on a SUNDAY
Stranger: and
Stranger: there were LEGOS
Stranger: at the bottom
Stranger: that i PUT THERE
Stranger: howzzat
You: Oh please. Go back to playing Battletoads at Weenie Hut Juniors.
Stranger: auzman
Stranger: jesus
HOW DID HE KNOW




Maxwell23461 just disconnects when I about to tell him who I am, do not trust!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF, and Blockland.
You: Hey is this the krusty krab?
Stranger: Who is this
Stranger: and no.
Stranger: this is your mother
You: ok
You: who is this
Stranger: I will never tell.
You: who is this
Stranger: Hahaha.
You: Auzman?
You: Maxx?
You: Trogtor?
You: TurnipBlog?
Stranger: you almost had it
You: Badspot?
Stranger: at the second one
You: Maxwell?
Stranger: what does my name endw tih
You: lol
Stranger: No, its Maxx_ you dipstuff
You: wow were in a skype call with each other
Stranger: ;-;
Stranger: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Stranger: FUUUUUCK
Stranger: AGISNINADINAWIDNWA
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: stuffTITITI
Stranger: TIIITIITITTI
Your conversational partner has disconnected.