Author Topic: get on omegle guys  (Read 13362 times)


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Stranger: Hi! I'm Bill from ATD! I'm here to tell you that you won our ama-ZING raffle!
You: Ok Bill go away man pull yo stuff together
Stranger: Would you like to claim your prize?
You: Whatever, sure.
You: What is it?
Stranger: Your prize is...
Stranger: DOTA 2 FROM THE SPAWN OF HELL forgetER

Lol seriously who is this?

;-; I'm stranger and sentry is You.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF, and Blockland.
Stranger: WHO IS DIS
Stranger: TELL ME
You: I heard you liked mudkips
Stranger: OR MAXWELL DIES
Stranger: _=//""""\\____________________
|....__----------- ||",",","::::::=="-▒▓▓█D
|_---"""/_/-'"""___ ________.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) )----
...//____//
..//____//
You: Hi Maxx_
You: :P
Stranger: w
Stranger: wha
Stranger: WHA
You: Its me Sentry
Stranger: WHAET
You: GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO
Stranger: WHET THE forget
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: OGOD
PLES
Stranger: NO
You: call me on skype shaniqa
Stranger: OGOD PELS
Stranger: _=//""""\\____________________
|....__----------- ||",",","::::::=="-▒▓▓█D
|_---"""/_/-'"""___ ________.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) )----
...//____//
..//____//
Stranger: DIE FUACKER
You: No u
You have disconnected.
Also:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF, and BLOCKLAND.
You: TELL ME WHO DIS IS
Stranger: I'm Bill from Amazon and you've just won $1,000,000! If you enter your credit card information, you can claim your prize now!
You: OR THE MAN OF LADIES GETS THE BULLET TO THE HEAD
You: _=//""""\\____________________
|....__----------- ||",",","::::::=="-▒▓▓█D
|_---"""/_/-'"""___ ________.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) )----
...//____//
..//____//
You: forget YOU BILL
You: GUESS WHAT YOU GET
You: BATTLETOADS
Stranger: god damnit you
You: MOTHER forgetER
Stranger: Hi, Maxx_
You: Who da fuq is this
Stranger: Bill from Amazon
You: STOP
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Stranger: And you've just one $1,000,000!
You: forget YOU
You: YOU KNOW YOUR PRIZE?
You: BATTLETOADS MOTHERforgetER


I'm guessing Bill from Amazon is the same guy as Bill from ATD

I'm guessing Bill from Amazon is the same guy as Bill from ATD
Probably. I laugh whenever I see either of them.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like BLF, and Blockland.

You: How do I shot brick

Stranger: idk

Stranger: with gun

Stranger: prob

Stranger: or with dirty black man

You: ogm

You: rasist

Stranger: i like it

Stranger: tribal

You: oh

You: well

You: uhm

Stranger: a / s /l

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: lovey

You: 45, Male, Da hood

You: Black

You: 12'7

Stranger: Mm

Stranger: comin

Stranger: bb

You: what is this

Stranger: I thought this was a love line

Stranger: what

You: it is

You: well

Stranger: oh cool

You: it wasnt

You: until now

You: give me your virgin mother

Stranger: I rape the church and burn the women

You: That's pretty common in my hood

You: Tell me your secrets

You: all of them

You: ಠ∩ಠ

You: Like your forum name

Stranger: Iv been with only balck womens

Stranger: and

Stranger: MY LITTLE PONE
You probably could've continued that discussion with me but okay


this was me, btw
I already knew when you hinted out "lol"

Battletoads. Oh, and:

Are you all aware of The Muffin Man?

You probably could've continued that discussion with me but okay
didnt feel like it

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
You: Hey
Stranger: yo
You: nig
Stranger: sup my nig
You: got some weed?
You: boi
Stranger: helll yes
You: AWE SHIET
You: yeh
You: lets smoke a dooby bra
Stranger: fity buck a pop
You: AH HEEL NO
You: AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT
Stranger: fine
Stranger: 25% discount
You: cmon man
You: help a brutha out
Stranger: so thats about 25 dollahs?
You: i got a wife
You: and family
Stranger: im black i can't do math
Stranger: that's right right?
You: idk
You: im black 2 yall
You: what eva
You: man its probably grass
Stranger: lets just say it's 10 dollahs a pop
Stranger: you in
You: or some stuff
You: fine
You: gimme one
Stranger: hells yeah
Stranger: im going to give out 25% discounts more
You: nah nah
You: its cool man
You: lets just relax and smoke a dooby
Stranger: hells yeah
You have disconnected.

I already knew when you hinted out "lol"
heh i think i ran into you a couple more times

i'm not sure though

whats up with this "hi my name is amanda i like black men!" thing

99.9% of people in this site are idiots :u