Step #1 - Hold a stick up to his faceStep #2 - Tell him to fetch itStep #3 - Throw it somewhere to make him easily get lostStep #4 - ???Step #5 - Profit'Nuff said.
buy about 2 pounds of dark chocolate. toss over the fence
doing this nowwish i could be doing this now
Why is this thread about killing dogs
Really.Some guy can't sleep because of a dog barking (which can be avoided with white noise/etc), and people suggest to kill the dog? It's not funny, it's sociopathic.
I doubt any of them would do it though.
It's the fact that they're still prouncing around screaming "LOL I'M SO EDGY LOOK AT HOW INSENSITIVE I AM"