This reminds me of Mario:
"Sorry, but the princess is in another castle."
"Sorry, but the end of the world is in 2015."
And so on.
The Mayans has never predicted the end of the world. Everyone who still believes the mayans would've said that, are mentally handicapped.
Time to stop joking around:
Seriously:
This article is a joke, everyone with a brain knows that. Just look at all those articles: "HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL".