Stereotypical petition of sympathetic responses and advice.

[Slate521]

First thread in which you talk as such.

Right, perhaps I should clarify that as well.

Habitual when I'm being serious. I don't use this vocabulary in real-life scenarios, I use it when I'm writing formally and/or trying to make a point. So far what I've gathered here is that I look, again, like I'm trying too hard.

You guys need to stop neckbearding and answer how I actually regulate my speech so I don't look like I'm trying to insult every ethnic group and religion in the universe.

You know, politics and homoloveuality aren't really taboos. You didn't even mention things like bestiality or child enthusiasm.

I'd gladly turn that into casual conversation.

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[Jairo]

classic op
ignore all posts that directly call them out and reply to the ones that makes them look good

[Bloody Mary]

I'd gladly turn that into casual conversation.

Alright, cool. Tell me your standpoint on bestiality. I hope I can keep up but we'll see.

[Night Fox]

You guys need to stop neckbearding and answer how I actually regulate my speech so I don't look like I'm trying to insult every ethnic group and religion in the universe.

step 1: don't try to insult people while you're asking for advice

[Wynd_Fox]

Yeah, that's your main issue. Seriously.
I don't know what "neckbearding" is, but you use a lot of malapropisms, so maybe cut down on that, too.
Anyway, lots of people are cynical jerks. I dunno what to tell you, though, I tend to avoid those people.

[Slate521]

Alright, cool. Tell me your standpoint on bestiality. I hope I can keep up but we'll see.

Great.

I view bestiality as simply loveual drive [which is everpresent in any dual-love species] for other species. I don't view it as wrong unless it harms the non-human in question. If people want to engage in loveual acts with their pet or wild animals, then they should be allowed to. Of course that applies the issue of religion; but religion is arbitrary anyways.

Yeah, that's your main issue. Seriously.
I don't know what "neckbearding" is, but you use a lot of malapropisms, so maybe cut down on that, too.
Anyway, lots of people are cynical jerks. I dunno what to tell you, though, I tend to avoid those people.

Neckbearding = nitpicking like a nerd with 5 o' clock shadow.

I understand all of your posts, which mainly consist of:

1. stop being pretentious and tone yourself down.
2. regard others as people with their own dispositions and sensitive beliefs/thoughts.
2a. try /not/ to insult people. Night, I'm not directly replying to you because I am a man of subtle implications that always backfire on me.
3. regard all opinion as important.
4. set body temperature below 32 degrees fahrenheit.

[hodototman]

are you me?

i feel exactly the same way.

[Bloody Mary]

Great.

I view bestiality as simply loveual drive [which is everpresent in any dual-love species] for other species. I don't view it as wrong unless it harms the non-human in question. If people want to engage in loveual acts with their pet or wild animals, then they should be allowed to. Of course that applies the issue of religion; but religion is arbitrary anyways.

Wait. I'm confused. How is religion related?

[Night Fox]

I understand all of your posts, which mainly consist of:

1. stop being pretentious and tone yourself down.
2. regard others as people with their own dispositions and sensitive beliefs/thoughts.
2a. try /not/ to insult people. Night, I'm not directly replying to you because I am a man of subtle implications that always backfire on me.
3. regard all opinion as important.
4. set body temperature below 32 degrees fahrenheit.

ok so what more do you want

[Wynd_Fox]

I understand all of your posts, which mainly consist of:

1. stop being pretentious and tone yourself down.
2. regard others as people with their own dispositions and sensitive beliefs/thoughts.
2a. try /not/ to insult people. Night, I'm not directly replying to you because I am a man of subtle implications that always backfire on me.
3. regard all opinion as important.
4. set body temperature below 32 degrees fahrenheit.

Which of these are nitpicking? Number 4 is just stupid, though.

[Slate521]

Wait. I'm confused. How is religion related?

Several religions blatantly apply respect towards specific animals, like cows or pigs. Therefore, if someone has the right to stick their richard inside a cow, people who worship cows are going to complain. Several governments can even be based on such religions and therefore outlawing bestiality.

Which of these are nitpicking? Number 4 is just stupid, though.

What? I was told to chill out.

[Greek2me]

You guys need to stop neckbearding and answer how I actually regulate my speech so I don't look like I'm trying to insult every ethnic group and religion in the universe.

Step one for you would be to stop saying stuff like this. You need to just relax when you're talking to people - you can't think of yourself as better than them, because really there are many ways to measure success and in the end it doesn't matter at all.

Life means nothing and is nothing. Nobody will remember you after your death, and eventually, there will be nobody to remember you and any accomplishments of the human race at all. There will be no human race, and nothing is worth anything.

So stop taking everything so seriously and negatively.

But I, through a tiny glimmer of light in the void that I exist in, realize my flaws. And so, instead of going to a psychiatrist (which by any means a reasonable person would do,) I will go to the world's most diverse and skilled psychiatrist, philosopher, and proverbial wingman: the Internet.

No shame in a psychiatrist. Go to one - actually talking to somebody will help you a lot more than sitting in front of a stupid computer talking to faceless strangers.

I am cynical; i.e. I hate people and myself. But I can't be insulted. Insults don't work for me, because I never become insulted.

This is something the psychiatrist can help you with. I'm sure the insults do bother you, but you just don't like to admit it.

[Wynd_Fox]

What? I was told to chill out.

This is why people dislike you. Not because you can be offensive. People love offensive jokes.

[Slate521]

-snip-

That's what I was looking for.

Thanks.

[Katadeus]

I'd try to give you advice, but it seems like it's just your personality and changing it would be untrue and repulsive.

If you had to change one thing, I'd say scale back insults