Have you had a WTF dream like this?

[Elecro]

So it was me at school and it was the end of the day, I was walking out, when some short black kid from my school irl (not tribal) pushed me down and the school's police officer was right there, she didnt do a thing. I defended myself and I threw him off of myself and the police officer says "don't you know he has a broken ankle? you will have punishment later", i get pissed and walk out the door, i then pop my head back in and say, "bitch, don't you know the difference between someone who has broken bones and someone who doesnt?". she said, "i'll see that you are suspended". In the process of walking out the door, (the parking lot IRL is on the right when you walk out), some kid I knew since kindergarten tried do do tricks and tried to grab the mirror of a bus. he fell on the ground in front of it and he got his neck snapped (i seriously heard the sound). I was literally doing the thing jackie chan does (wtf is this, i don't even). I noticed my mom wasn't there to pick me up so I called her and in the process I was telling one of my friends (out of dream) about what happened to [the guy that i knew since kindergarten] and he said, "yeah" he was playing his nintendo ds, "i was shocked". My phone was ringing to call my mom and then i woke up.

Do you guys have any wtf dreams like this?

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[Slammer1337]

I had a dream about my cat.
I gave him food and his pupils shrunk to microscopic size. He then bitchslapped me with his paw and the dream ended.

[hodototman]

my entire family fell down a hole in the ground on a snowy day

seriously, don't ask

[Freeze]

I once had a dream where I flew around and ate pancakes.
It was pretty great.

[hodototman]

I once had a dream where I flew around and ate pancakes.
It was pretty great.

sounds like an lsd trip.

oh god imagine if you did lsd and then went to sleep. crazy stuff would happen.

[sir dooble]

I was walking across the bridge over the tidal river in my town, and it was rather crowded.
Some people were pratting around and pushing people around.
I walk up to them and grab one of them and throw them over the bridge, laughing at the idea of them falling in the water and expected everyone else to laugh too.
I look around the bridge and everyone is shocked and staring.

I look over the side of the bridge and see his body laying there.
The tide was out and the river was empty, and he was just laid splat in the mud, after falling a 40 foot fall.

Then my Aunt and Uncle arrived and took me in their car up into the hills to hide from the police.
The most unusual thing about the dream is how funny I found it when I pushed the person over.
I'm sort of disturbed at myself.

[Torin0101]

I had a dream about my cat.
I gave him food and his pupils shrunk to microscopic size. He then bitchslapped me with his paw and the dream ended.

gmod

[The Resonte!]

scary stuff


Once I found myself in a minecart area, with a minecraft sword, having this thought in my head that my dad was trying to kill me

I was sick that night
damn

[Slammer1337]

Oh yeah, I also had a dream where me and my friends were playing on a hill in the middle of the night. We see a black sedan driving down and a few moments later, an airplane came flying right above us. The roosterpit was illuminated in a green light, then the pilot looked at us with a zombie face, then exploded.

I have a forgetton more of dreams if you want me to...

[The Resonte!]

Oh yeah, I also had a dream where me and my friends were playing on a hill in the middle of the night. We see a black sedan driving down and a few moments later, an airplane came flying right above us. The roosterpit was illuminated in a green light, then the pilot looked at us with a zombie face, then exploded.

I have a forgetton more of dreams if you want me to...

yes lets have an entire list of nutso dreams

here's my contribution
there was a pitch black barney-like creature that if I touched him would eat me up

the only way to touch him was by this stick on him

it was odd
really odd



another was when I became lucid and managed to "Create" faygo cupcakes
in a parking lot
then I longboarded down a huge paved hill
yeow

[WALK2222]

I had a dream that I became best friends with this ghost kid.  He was friendly, and was super cool.  We hung out, walked around town.  Then some guy started chasing us down the road.

"Take my hand" he said
I grabbed it and we started to fly
We laughed and soared around above my town a little bit.

Then I woke up

It was so gay
And I loved every moment of it

[Wynd_Fox]

Where was the gay part?

Sounds awesome, by the way.

[WALK2222]

Where was the gay part?

Sounds awesome, by the way.

I didn't include that, cause some people on the forums are antsy about that

But we kissed n' stuff
and hugs

and yeah

[Decepticon]

I had a dream where I was some kid in the Riddler Youth (If you don't know what the Riddler Youth was, it was like boyscouts but with war training aswell) and I was in some bunker and I was talking with some other kid about how our uniforms felt comfortable, and suddenly there was an explosion and I woke up.

i don't know.

[Elecro]

any opinions on my dream?