you're friends with a little black girl
that reminds me
let me tell you a little story about...
GILBERT.
well one of my cousins in california (an adult) married Gilbert, a middle class black dude (rare right??).
so they (family and gilbert) came to visit and they arrived at 5 in the morning. while i was asleep.
so from 5-6 all i heard was yelling in spanish and a deep voice.
then i fell asleep, woke up, and walked into the dining room.
I see my family... And there he was (gilbert).
well i introduced myself and shook his hand.
okay, you might be thinking, this autistic forget just told me an uninteresting story about his family. Well that's not the big point.
my dad made breakfast so he asked gilbert if he wanted bacon
guess his response
"No thank you. I don't like bacon very much."
GILBERT IS BLACK AND DOESN'T LIKE BACON!
oh yeah he was also very polite, well-spoken, and gentlemanlike.