Gizoogle - Website Translator

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I may be late, just wanna see what things you guys find.
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What is Gizoogle? Gizoogle lets you translate pretty much anything on the internet into gangsta slang.

That being said, I searched up MLK's speech. Here are the first few lines:
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I be aiiight ta join wit you todizzle up in what tha forget will go down up in history as tha top billin demonstration fo' freedom up in tha history of our nation.

Five score muthaforgetin years ago, a entrepreneur ed out Gangsta, up in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed tha Emancipation Proclamation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This momentous decree came as a entrepreneur ed out beacon light of hope ta millionz of Bro slaves whoz ass had been seared up in tha flamez of witherin injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak ta end tha long night of captivity...


I am cracking up at that MLK thing
just imaging him saying it
I'm gonna die

but why is it linking me to a "meetme" website

Fight me irl bro I be bout ta beat yo' ass so forgetin hard tha underworld will forgetin shake, it'll cause earthquakes, avalanches, even a cold-ass lil continental forgetin drift mah boy. I be bout ta beat yo' ass so hard, I be bout ta force magma ta rise up ta tha forgetin surface of tha hood, gravitizzle couldn't forgetin handle dis whoopin so it just ceased ta forgetin exist n' I still continue ta beat tha shizzle outta you as we floated off tha forget into space. I couldn't give a forgetin shizzle if I can breath or not I don't need ta I be too busy whoopin tha forget outta you, I be bout ta defy tha lawz of forgetin physics, I be bout ta punch you tha forget into tha sun fasta than light, you won't take a thugged-out dirtnap or anything, you won't feel tha pain of tha sun, only mah fist cuz you went so fast all up in dat forgetin useless piece of stuff. You'll still be flyin once you go all up in tha sun, yo dirty ass is gonna travel all up in tha sunz of nuff other solar systems until you forgetin find yo ass up in andromeda where I be whoopin tha forget outta you still fo' realz. Aliens will peep it as I forgetin liquidize yo' body, every last muthaforgetin thang you was will cease ta be as I take mah fist n' jab it tha forget into you all kindsa muthaforgetin times it literately can't be counted. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time.  Yo ass is forgetin dead mate, say peace out ta earth cause when I be done wit you, neither heaven or hell will receive yo thugged-out ass.

but why is it linking me to a "meetme" website
Fixed, I accidentally put '.com' instead of '.net'


Da Killers is a Gangsta rock crew dat was formed up in Las Vegas, Nevada up in 2001, by Brandon Flowers (lead vocals, keyboards) n' Dizzle Keuning (guitar, backin vocals). Mark Stoermer (bass, backin vocals) n' Ronnie Vannucci Jr. (drums, percussion) would complete tha current line-up of tha crew up in 2002. Da name Da Killers is derived from a logo on tha bass drum of a gangbangin' fictitious crew, portrayed up in tha noize vizzle fo' tha New Order cold lil' woo wop "Crystal".[4]
Da crew has busted out four basement mixtapes, Hot Fuss (2004), Samz Hood (2006), Dizzle & Age (2008) n' Battle Born (2012).[5] They have also busted out one compilation mixtape, Sawdust (2007) n' one live mixtape titled Live from tha Royal Albert Hall (2009). To date, tha crew has sold over 6 mazillion mixtapes up in tha United Hoods, over 5 mazillion mixtapes up in tha United Mackdaddydom, n' a total of 16 mazillion ghettowide.

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What is tha lyrics ta Dr Seuss: One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, biatch? ?

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah daughter has dat book, it goes
one fish two fish red fish blue fish
black fish blue fish oldschool fish freshly smoked up fish
some is red n' some is blue. some is oldschool n' some is new.
some is forgeted up n' some is glad. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! And some is hella, straight-up bad.
Why is they das n' glad n' bad, biatch? I dont know. Go ask yo' dad.
Some is thin n' some is fat. Da fat one has a yellow hat.
From there ta here, from here ta there, funky thangs all over dis biiiatch.
Here is some whoz ass like ta run. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They run fo' funk up in tha hot, bangin' sun
Oh me biaaatch! Oh mah hommie!
Oh me biaaatch! Oh mah hommie!
what alot of funky thangs go by.
Some have two feet n' some have four.
Some have six feet n' some have more.
Where do they come from?
I cant say.
But i bet they have come a long, long way.
Our thugged-out asses peep dem come.
Our thugged-out asses peep dem go.
Some is fast.
And some is slow.
Some is high.
And some is low
Not one of dem is like another.
Don't as our asses why.
Go ask yo' mother.

"freshly smoked up fish"
lmfao this is the best thing since sliced tomatoes

I am cracking up at that MLK thing
just imaging him saying it
I'm gonna die
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I be crackin up at dat MLK thang
just imagin his ass sayin it
I'm gonna die

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Know me forgeted up by mah master,
 Teach thee a cold-ass lil child, ludd hereafter,

 Into tha flood again,
 Same oldschool trip it was back then,
 So I done cooked up a funky-ass big-ass mistake,
 Try ta peep it once mah way.

 Driftin body, its sole exertion.
 Flying, not yet like tha notion.

 Into tha flood again,
 Same oldschool trip it was back then,
 So I done cooked up a funky-ass big-ass mistake,
 Try ta peep it once mah way.

 Into tha flood again,
 Same oldschool trip it was back then,
 So I done cooked up a funky-ass big-ass mistake,
 Try ta peep it once mah way.

 Am I wrong?
 Have I run too far ta git home
 Have I gone?
 left you here alone

 Am I wrong?
 Have I run too far ta git home, yeah
 Have I gone?
 left you here alone

 If I would, could yo slick ass?

Quote from: Greek2me's letter to Greenlight Gizoogled
Dear Mista Muthaforgetin Kroll:

Bein a cold-ass lil hustla of Valve’s Steam platform, I was buckwild ta learn bout tha new Greenlight process fo' includin game on Steam. But forget dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat wit rumors circulating that Valve is ghon be endin tha Greenlight program shortly, I have grown concerned dat a game which is particularly special ta me aint gonna make tha cut.

Roughly six muthaforgetin years ago, I was shown a game called Blockland by a gangbangin' playa, who encouraged mah crazy ass ta loot dat stuff. Right back up in yo muthaforgetin ass. Shortly thereafter, I fell up in ludd wit tha game, n' forgetin started to create add-ons n' modifications fo' its hood. This was tha springboard of an entirely freshly smoked up direction up in tha course of mah game, inspirin me ta chizzle mah chizzle of career, entrepreneur in-out mah relationshizzlez wit others, n' changin mah entire outlook on the world. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! Blockland was tha flame dat lit a gangbangin' fiery boner fo' programmin up in me, tha same one dat I’m shizzle burns up in nuff others’ minds, n' probably yo' own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I now aspire to receive a thugged-out degree up in computer science n' hope ta one dizzle write programs dat will help to carry humans farther tha forget into space than eva before. I have not a god damn thang ta give props ta fo' dis other than Blockland n' tha lil' small-ass crew behind it; they have truly inspired mah dirty ass.

I feel Kool & Tha Gang dat I aint ridin' solo up in sayin dat Blockland has been a positizzle force in my game. Many thugz of tha hood have shared tha same sentiment, statin that this game encouraged dem ta chizzle they games n' mo' n' mo' n' mo'. It might seem ridiculous that one game can so entrepreneur ed outly impact tha livez of so nuff yo, but I believe dis ta be tha case. For tha Blockland hood n' its creators, it will mean tha ghetto if Blockland is accepted on Steam Greenlight.

This game aint tha work of weeks or months, it aint nuthin but a cold-ass lil creation dat be almost ten years in tha makin n' is still actively entrepreneur ed. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! For tha thugz of its hood that have enjoyed it since tha beginning, Greenlight will safeguard they childhood game, the game dat inspired dem ta dream. For recent thugz n' dem still ta come, accepting Blockland on Greenlight will ensure dat they, too, have a opportunitizzle ta experience this wonderful, game-changin game.

I straight forgetin urge you ta git on over ta tha Blockland page on Greenlight n' ta seriously consider its addizzle ta tha Steam store. Yo ass can select game dat is merely a passin source of entertainment, or you can chizzle a game dat has touched lives, inspired games, n' entrepreneur ed dreams. Da chizzle is yours yo, but I ask you on behalf of tha Blockland hood
to help our asses inspire a freshly smoked up generation of Blocklanders. Thank yo thugged-out ass.


Hasn't there been like 6 million of these topics?

Hasn't there been like 6 million of these topics?
6,000,001 now

A mature thug moose is referred ta as a funky-ass bull; a mature biatch moose be a cold-ass lil cow; n' a immature moose of either love be a cold-ass lil calf.