I am her brother, she always seemed to confuse me as her sister.
On her birthday I had to earn some gold pieces to buy a box of chocolates on her birthday.
So, shortly after I gave the box of chocolates bandits started attacking my town.
Everybody I knew started dying, and I saw my dad die before my eyes.
A bandit came to me and almost killed me, but a wizard killed him before he could and the wizard saved me.
I was traumatized by this incident and I started doing most of the things the OP said.
That was the true story, OP was mostly lying.
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