A Problem.

[Swampivorous]

Yeah right.

i am dead serious.  mudkips are the master race and will eliminate the bronies erm, i mean the human race.

[Ad Bot]

[Muslim]

while this is terrible, i can't take it seriously.

[Bisjac]

calling bs

indeed

7 year old kids wouldnt even grasp dealing with the kind of grief where they request death. i mean come on.

they would just get forgeted up in the head over it. they wouldnt want or know anything.

[comr4de]

So your father was convicted and the state didnt do anything?


Yeah alright ok buddy

[RedMoon]

fixed*

Stop spreading mudkips everywhere.
Stop it.

[Swampivorous]

Stop spreading mudkips everywhere.
Stop it.

i must distinguish myself as a member of the master race that is mudkips.

[Trymos]

I am her brother, she always seemed to confuse me as her sister.

On her birthday I had to earn some gold pieces to buy a box of chocolates on her birthday.

So, shortly after I gave the box of chocolates bandits started attacking my town.

Everybody I knew started dying, and I saw my dad die before my eyes.
A bandit came to me and almost killed me, but a wizard killed him before he could and the wizard saved me.

I was traumatized by this incident and I started doing most of the things the OP said.

That was the true story, OP was mostly lying.

thumbs up if you get the reference

[Titanium Man]

god damn that is some scary stuff

[RedMoon]

i must distinguish myself as a member of the master race that is mudkips.

[Freek]

fixed*

reported