Author Topic: Steam Achievements  (Read 8569 times)

better luck next time: use a new key in the same game
gemme twenty dollars: get a new key under a month
badspot's own: buy 12 keys and play with them once
white knight: assist a female killing a person who attacked her under 15 seconds
team player: use team chat
adhd: join a server after leaving another under 10 seconds

Edit: Regarding forum-related achievements:
Unless someone can prove me otherwise, I don't think those types of achievements would be possible, since they're related to the forum and not the real game.

Forum accounts are linked to game keys. It's completely possible.

better luck next time: use a new key in the same game
gemme twenty dollars: get a new key under a month
badspot's own: buy 12 keys and play with them once
why does glass get a head start? :(

to the moon - build 100,000 blocks high
naked people - make your avatar naked
and here comes the ban hammer! - ban hammer a player
unstoppable kill 64 players without dieing
ze spy - back stab 1000 people in a knife tdm
but im on your team!  - make your avatar look like the other team you are against and trick the other team
airplane - perform the glitch that makes two players collide and they fly into the air
Spooky - play on single player or multiplayer (as admin) and set the environment to dark. play on that setting for 5 hours
spooky scary skeletons - play as a skeleton!
default user play or host a server with default options 100 times
BL minestone 1 - unlock all achievements above and receive the special addon
 

The Steam achievement system is loving awful.

You guys are basing so many achievements based off of other Add-Ons. Including the fail-binned Banhammer.
Stop this immediately. Players shouldn't need to have to download a million add-ons if they just want an achievement.

My new Creation: Submit a duplication to Steam Workshop
Midnight Snack: Play Blockland at Midnight
Squadala: Ride the Magic Carpet
My Eyes: Stare at the sun for one minute
You're Winner!: Win a Speedkart race
Claustrophobic: Join a server with 30 or more people
He's Right: Start the chain
24/7 Monitoring: Monitor a server as Admin or Super Admin for 24 hours
D# E D# E: Get bitten by a shark
There will be Blood: Get ran over by a Speedkart
Quiet Time: A server full of 10 or more players will have quiet time for 1 minute
Get mad: Place 50 yellow bricks
Transparent Material: Say the user who spent the most money on keys in the chat
Columbus Day: Play on October 14th and play a Pirate DM
Famous: Your server reaches 60 or more players
Super-Famous: Your server reaches 65 or more players
Ultra-Famous: Your server reaches 70 or more players
Cyber-bullying: Vulgarly insult someone
My new Look: Change your player appearance
« Last Edit: April 22, 2013, 10:21:44 PM by Renekar »

IM COOL: Dress like Slenderman or Master Chief.
Numbers: Have over 10 numbers in your name.
Get a life: Spend a total of 8766 hours ingame.
Contributer: Make an achievement.
Rich kid: Buy more keys than Glass.
Hacker: Hack Blockland.
Good builder: Have someone steal your build.
Theif: Steal a build.
Robbery: Steal 10 builds.

You should use less obvious descriptions. 100% obvious descriptions are boring. "Place 50 yellow bricks" is a perfect example of how not to do it.

Rich kid: Buy more keys than Glass.
Hacker: Hack Blockland.

Brick Hater : Destroy all the bricks using the Destructo Wand.

Wand That Player! : Use the Destructo Wand on any player.

Wand Kill : Kill any player using the Destructo Wand.


What's wrong with his suggestions? They're completely fine.

Space Guy build a structure to an enormous height, then stand on it
Strike the Earth fall from an enormous height

Knockin' on Heaven's Door kill a player while at excessively low health
Alkaid Glaive'd get killed by a player who you reduced to excessively low health

Missile Massacre kill xty players with the rocket launcher
Metal Storm kill xty players with guns or guns akimbo
Blades Work kill xty players with swords
Point Man kill xty players with spears

Slugged Metal disarm a tank by exploding it's turret... while someone's in the turret
Weel Gunner kill someone inside a vehicle without damaging the vehicle itself
Carmagettin' kill the driver of, then hijack a vehicle from the inside
Iron Lizard have your vehicle become disabled, then use your vehicle's explosion to kill an enemy

Zapped kill- but not necessarily place- xty zombies
The Return play the steam version of blockland with a pre-steam key

21-Gun Salute mid-air a player with a shotgun above a certain angle
Corporal Snapshot headshot a player at excessively short range with a sniper rifle
Snapped Shot ... and die while you're still reloading
Pilder Driver slam someone with a Rocket Punch (use a one-use explosive at excessively close range)
Driven Away attempt to slam someone with a Conc Grenade at excessively close range and get blown up when it flies back in your face
Force of Nature kill someone with a Pump Shotgun's concussion blast
Stratos Serenade nail 4 headshots in one Sniper Rifle magazine non-stop
Cross-Counter headshot a target who has headshotted you within the last second
Just Because slam someone with a stunt plane- with no driver- while you're on a wing or the tail
That's Hilarious! do damage to someone who proceeds to be killed by a zombie
Drop the Hammer kill someone with a hammer who has damaged you with another weapon already
Warrior's Code get in a swordfight (or a melee weapon fight, whatever) with someone with a projectile weapon
Keeping up with Jones coax someone with a projectile weapon into drawing his melee weapon... then shoot him.

Implausible and Laughable kill someone with a weapon that does excessively low damage who has already damaged you before
Kick Reason to the Curb kill someone with an ABSURDLY OVERPOWERED weapon
Bullet Hose produce xty projectiles in less then 5 seconds
Gatling's Maxim produce xty projectiles in less then 5 seconds with a non-automatic gun
Red 9 kill 9 enemies without missing a single shot

Eagles, Scream! survive an otherwise-lethal fall by rocket jumping just before impact
Stealin' Home nick away a Speedkart win by sliding underneath someone jumping onto the platform
Fastball Special jump out of a moving vehicle to propel yourself forward, then kill someone while at speed
Grit Those Teeth! do so with a melee weapon
« Last Edit: April 24, 2013, 02:23:13 AM by Bushido »

achievements should not be chores such as place 999,999,999 bricks

most of them should actually be pretty easy to get but hidden, so you just know there are still things to do as opposed to just a checklist

or even better, most of them should just give little hints as to what you're SUPPOSED to be doing, but not necessarily lay it out for you out-and-out