Author Topic: Is watering apple trees with apple juice forced cannibalism?  (Read 8917 times)

Pollen is comparable to sperm.
So when plants release their pollen and we breathe it in without consenting, are we being raped by plants?

Pollen is comparable to sperm.
So when plants release their pollen and we breathe it in without consenting, are we being raped by plants?

only if you don't like it


...... the fruit of any plant is an ovary, seeds are ovules(or eggs), pollen/spores are sperm
and semen is not something plants have

That's right, I paid attention in biology(not)
all I have to say to that is that i eat placenta


this has been a useless post thats only slightly related because I was just reminded of that song

there's not really any comparison for humans to apple juice

apple juice is just delicious sugary liquid from an apple; its purpose is to encourage animals to eat the fruit because that allows for better seed dispersion.

it wouldn't be cannibalism. plants can't really cannibalize anyway.

Its pretty much like showering the blood of a mothers aborted fetuses all over it

Its pretty much like showering the blood of a mothers aborted fetuses all over it

Excellent

thats like sticking your snake in the blender and drinking the blended up rooster

wtf lol

It's cannibalism.
I call it apple molestation.

You would be forcing the tree to drink the blood from it's vagina, essentially.
And trees are also jizzing all over the air, so your pollen allergies are all because plants are raping you.

Trees are also jizzing all over the air, so your pollen allergies are all because plants are raping you.

Haha

Anyone else? let the tree rape continue!

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i was going to ask you if you were from tumblr
i was right

the more important question is: does it make the apples taste better?

the more important question is: does it make the apples taste better?
eventually, through sustained reproduction, you could get the trees dependent upon apple juice for sustenance, and intensify the products. apple2?