Author Topic: paintland - the OVERHAUL INTO THE ACTUAL THING THAT IS QUACKOSPHERE  (Read 2503 times)







WELCOME TO THIS THING THAT I HAVE JUST MADE. I DONT KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
You realize that your name is Joey. it's fairly similar to something from a comic you used to read on the internet. Which brings up the fact that you are browsing your phone now, oblivious of the ever-appearing fact that you hate your nose and hair and curse the guy who made the story for it. You're fairly sure that it's detachable and you want to remove it immediately.

>>read phone for tips on removing nose and hair because it came up again.
"The best thing to do is simply remove the nose by pursuing the artist and making sure he takes it off. Same with the hair. Do it."
Sounds easy enough.

>>remove hair and nose.

You remove the hair and nose, but remove the color that you had, too. What a shame it was kinda nice.

>>be bored. What do?

INFO
CHARACTERS
You, the tree.
LOCATIONS
Your room, which is just a collection of empty space. You're outside now.
OBJECTS
The tree, who is also a character.(??)
« Last Edit: April 27, 2013, 07:29:30 PM by Muslim »


the nose was loving sweet
put that stuff back on
keep the eyebrows too
but get a better hairstyle
in fact make it elvis style

the nose was loving sweet
put that stuff back on
but get a better hairstyle
in fact make it elvis style

Why would you put that nose back on? You do put the hair on though, it's a nice idea.

find a sheep

You're not into that stuff, dude.

i meant find a sheep to shear
so you can make some hot-ass clothes

check your phone for any .wrld or .objt files to download, where you're standing is pretty empty.



You get new clothes, and you're not sure what those files are. You figure they mean "world" and "object" so you download a tree and sky.

They pop out and the tree hangs there awkwardly.

Fart.
No.

(yeah they're fake file names, wasn't sure how else to make something appear)

You sit there, coughing. There is no image to accompany this, just a bit of story for you little storyhuggers out there who depend on these things called plotlines or .pl files.

Your name is joey, and you're outside right now with a fancy character who is also a tree, which is an .obj file.

As joey, you can spawn things with your phone, by downloading certain files.

However, there are bad files, .ba files, encrypted in most if not all of the files you download.

Which means, there's a chance for you to get hurt or spawn something bad in the process of spawning.

Which is why you try to use it intelligently. It's not a drug, and you can't use it freely like that.

The filenames with the highest possibility of spawning .ba files are .wrld files because you cannot contain what is in them

(PM me with ideas)

(EDIT) As Joey, you can also add personalities, .per files, or humanity .hu files to existing files, bringing them to life.

For instance, the Tree, a .si (sir) and .obj file was personified automatically with a blend of .per and .hu files.

You can only use these files to add on to other files, and you cannot use .hu files to spawn people or animals.

You also can add things like .adj (adjective) files to things, so the tree could have spikes with the certain blend of adj files.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2013, 07:06:15 PM by Muslim »

You're bored.


You decide to venture outside.

It's hot out here.

Download another style of zoom-out so you don't look like you are wearing a dress.

download egg.obj
download campfire.obj
download pan.obj
cook eggs

oh stuff auz no what're you doing
you're adding objectives, not objects!
please tell me they were stable

made some updates earlier today but couldnt post em (they're on notebook paper)

Donald Glover appeared
: Campfire is my most popular song.
: Okay.
: I see you are attempting to pirate it via spawning.
: No, I'm not.
: Stop lying!

What do?
« Last Edit: April 24, 2013, 03:47:21 PM by Muslim »