Wish for three more wishes.
Dwayne implodes upon being asked the question, so you've wasted them all anyways.
You're still in the TEXTSPHERE. You don't know how to get out of there, it's not possible that way. Possibly a glitch?
Oh well. You'll have to make it like this.
You're walking (quite blindly, because, well, you can't see) around, and then you bump into a guy with armour.
"What's up?"
You're pretty shocked by this guy. He's not being a richard, or extremely weird like the past characters you've met.
Suddenly, TREE pops out of your pockets. You didn't even know you had pockets. Whatever, you learn something new every day.
"IT APPEARS THAT THIS MAN IS A KNIGHT. YOU MUST CONFRONT HIM WITH YOUR WEAPONRY AT ONCE."
You feel TREE jump back into your pocket.
You also hear a sword be drawn. Suddenly, you can see, but you're still in the TEXTSPHERE.
"SIRE. I'll destroy you."
You ask him what power he has to destroy you, when you can spawn stuff.
"What the forget did you just imply, you little bitch? I'll have you know, I graduated top of my class in the Royal Guard and I have over 300 confirmed kills..."
Okay, you're not taking this guy seriously.
AAAAND then, he puts a sword to your face.
"Sire, thou doesn't even lift."
Okay, you're legitimately scared. What do?
