Humanity's Future - the end?

[blazerblock2]

don blow up planeet ples

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[SWAT One]

What part of-

OCS is not a part of TE's governing body.

-did you not understand.

Not like it's been here since TE was founded.

If you're wondering about me blowing up any planet with colonies, then I assure you that I will avoid that if possible, though most likely if I have to, TE will ensure the safety of all those living on that planet.

Again, I repeat:  If you have anyone on the planet, let me know.

I don't know why you're so focussed on this.  Do you have a particular reason that you would like me to not blow up uninhabited planets in the name of progress?  I need a good reason why not, because building the Lünå'i was expensive, and it cost Erinaum much of its metal reserves.  I need to replenish it, and some of it is going to be sold to the TEOEM.

[Crispy_]

it's the 80s



Khonia's warp gate is half done. Enhancers are being deployed in a line to their home star. It has been revealed that their home star is Sirius in human star charts. When this is finished, it will provide instant teleportation between these two star systems.

[blazerblock2]

Not like it's been here since TE was founded.

what are you talking about OCS has been around since 2016

The reason you shouldn't blow up planets is that you're destroying space that could possibly be used at a later date for colonization by other people, in this case, me.  I didn't want to say it I would have rather kept it secret, but OCS plans also to colonize planets and possibly terraform them, and construct a new Headquarters.

[SWAT One]

Ceres has a very low gravitational field.  Finding enough gasses to make an atmosphere for it would be a very, very expensive and arduous task.  It's not worth it to try to collect so much Gravitanium to even make it able to sustain an atmosphere..

Also, back to the TE formation.  You are a mercenary force licensed by the TE for privateering.  You don't have a vote on the TE board meetings; you are allowed to present issues, request funding, etc.  I said this before TE was even made.


Now then, the water has been collected, and the Lünå'i arrives at Ceres.  It deploys a ton of probes with weird rods sticking out of them.  The Lünå'i also seems to be equipped with these rods as well.  The probes form a spherical globe around Ceres in triangular patterns and begin to charge.

General, the QSF probes are in place and charging.

Good, good.  Begin charging the MCQKD Cannon.

Yes, sir.  Charging the MCQKD Cannon!  Target: Ceres.  Power Core 4 is now directing all its energy to the MCQKD.  Strike time in two minutes.  QSF probes are ready.

If there are any colonists on Ceres, now would be the time to GTFO.

[blazerblock2]

* blazerblock2 pouts.

Fine.

[Crispy_]

so wait why are you bloing up ceres again?

[blazerblock2]

resources

[bithead9]

The Zenith part of TE devotes its scientific resources towards quantum physics and relating wormholes.

[blazerblock2]

If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it does it make a sound?

Answer:  It doesn't exist.

[SWAT One]

General, we have confirmed that there is no life on Ceres.

Good.  Fire on my mark.  1, 2, 3...

A large beam fires out of the Lünå'i, and strikes the planet.  The planet surges with weird energy, then shrinks in on itself, and then explodes with a radiant light that can be seen from Earth.  The probes release their charge and stop movement of the debris.

An excellent show.  Begin collection once the probes return.

[Crispy_]

ceres is now not doing the thing that makes it do the thing that does the existing of being a dwarf planet

now its asteroids


i have decided to recycle the maps i had from the attempted sequel for the alien's star system

[SWAT One]

I basically turned the planet into gravel.  A deconcentrator cannon takes apart substances and, depending on the amount of power put into it, will break the substance down into small pieces.  Since an entire fusion reactor was just devoted to this one cannon, powered by Gravitanium and Telur, the planet would be in pieces no larger than a basketball court.  The Lünå'i has a mining facility opening bay of ⅔ mile.

It's all Hungry Hungry Hippos from here.

[Crispy_]

telling from starmade because it's totes realistic you should be very very rich even more so now

[SWAT One]

telling from starmade because it's totes realistic you should be very very rich even more so now

Erinaum intends to sell most of the materials gathered from Ceres' remains on the TE market.

By the way, did UK agree on research between itself an HTAU?