Author Topic: I just watched The Cabin in The Woods (Spoiler alert)  (Read 1985 times)

Here's three things I learnt from it

1. Don't go to a loving cabin in the woods
2. Don't read a creepy ass book that raises redneck zombies
3. Be afraid of Unicorns.

I feel like the BBFC rating board let this movie off too lightly by giving it a 15; there was a forgetton of neck stabbing, head shooting and downright creepy loving monsters
And that loving ending
I was not expecting it
Gah, it was so damn good but now I can't sleep

« Last Edit: April 24, 2013, 05:33:45 PM by Blooker »

If you like that movie, watch Evil Dead.

Whats the ending? (Horror movies are 2scary4me)

I thought it was hilarious. :s

If you like that movie, watch Evil Dead.
Too pusillanimous individual

Whats the ending? (Horror movies are 2scary4me)
Copypasta'd from Wikipedia, but you probably won't understand most of this

The technicians celebrate the completion of the scenario, but a phone call informs them that Marty is still alive. Arriving at the dock, Marty saves Dana from Matthew Buckner. He reveals that he dismembered his assailant after being dragged away, stumbled upon a hidden control box, and was able to access an underground elevator. The technicians realize that Marty is immune to their drugs because one of his stashes of marijuana has not been chemically treated. Marty and Dana take the elevator down to the lower levels of the facility, passing a variety of imprisoned monsters. Dana sees Fornicus: Lord of Bondage and Pain holding an item that she remembers seeing in the cabin's cellar, and she realizes that the items in the cellar determine which monster will be released. A security team then corners her and Marty, but she uses a button in the control station called "System Purge" to release the monsters, which massacre the facility staff. Hadley, Lin, and Sitterson are killed in the carnage. Dana flees to the lower levels of the facility with Marty.

Discovering a temple adorned with large stone tablets, Dana and Marty meet the Director. They are informed that the scenario is to appease the "Ancient Ones", beings who live beneath the facility and are kept in perpetual slumber through an annual pars pro toto ritual sacrifice of five young people who embody certain archetypes: the Whore (Jules), the Athlete (Curt), the Scholar (Holden), the Fool (Marty), and the Virgin (Dana). The order in which they die does not matter, as long as the whore is first and the virgin is last, and her death is optional, as long as she suffers. Should the Ancient Ones awake, they will destroy the world. The Director reveals that rituals around the world have been taking place for the same purpose, but each of them failed. The Director urges Dana to kill Marty to complete the ritual. Dana draws a gun on Marty, but is attacked by a werewolf while the Director fights with Marty. Patience Buckner arrives and kills the Director before Marty pushes them both into the pit of an Ancient One.

the bit where it does a zoom out on all the glass boxes theres a witch, boomer and tank in there too

the bit where it does a zoom out on all the glass boxes theres a witch, boomer and tank in there too
Really? I missed that

its not very noticable

there was supposed to be a series of l4d levels made by the people who did this movie but it never happened

its not very noticable

there was supposed to be a series of l4d levels made by the people who did this movie but it never happened
Yeah, I just watched a video about it
Pretty cool

the bit where it does a zoom out on all the glass boxes theres a witch, boomer and tank in there too

So is it a L4D movie?

So is it a L4D movie?
No, that was a little Easter egg within the movie.

its more like scooby doo meets evil dead

I really want to see this for some odd reason


We also need server similar to this.

its more like scooby doo meets evil dead
Zoinks, Ash!

Saw that movie
Wasn't scary but it was pretty good.
My friends and I predicted the stoner and the main girl were going to be the last ones.  We predicted well.