Author Topic: My Hamster Bit Me  (Read 8280 times)

But I'm serious, this happened.
The only possible way your photo might not be fake is if, like Lord Tony said, you squeezed out blood and smeared it on your hand.

Clean the wound and send us a new picture of the bite mark.

You will become Hamster-man.

The only possible way your photo might not be fake is if, like Lord Tony said, you squeezed out blood and smeared it on your hand.

Clean the wound and send us a new picture of the bite mark.
Um, okay...? The wound is really small, though. You won't believe me.

Um, okay...? The wound is really small, though. You won't believe me.

CALLED IT! Normally these cuts would drip down the finger. Usually the entire hand doesn't get covered with blood unless you smear it.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2013, 05:39:53 AM by Thé Lord Tony »

My hamster can do some pretty deep bites but not that.

CALLED IT! Normally these cuts would drip down the finger. Usually the entire hand doesn't get covered with blood unless you smear it.
Or close your hand into a fist, like the normal reaction that occurs when pain happens in your fingers or hand.
If he's then rummaging around for a camera or whanot, then his hand is going to be moving around.
If you do that, then the blood will drip down the hands. You can see where the blood in his picture flows down the natural creases of his hand.


Hamster teeth are incredibly loving sharp and powerful, especially when you give them things like wood or cardboard for them to gnaw on.
My old hamster bit through the metal bars of his cage. It took him time to do so, but he managed it.
Human skin is much weaker than metal.
A hamster can easily make a deep cut into skin. They also have curved teeth, like a rodent. This causes the cut to exist in a curve, which promotes bleeding and to some extent (if hamsters were much bigger, it'd be worse) prevents pressure being applied to stop to bleed.

It's not at all uncommon for a hamster bite to cause quite a painful and deep cut which can bleed quite profusely, even if you aren't haemophiliac.


My old hamster bit through the metal bars of his cage. It took him time to do so, but he managed it.
That's impressive.

I actually don't think this is fake, the blood on his palm looks legit, the only bit giving me a little bit of doubt is the blood on his index finger.

Anyway, OP hasn't told us where it bit him, has he?

So the hamster bit you and instead of going to wash it off and put a bandaid over it you let the blood run all over your hand.
Smart.


oh my hand is bleeding like forget

better get my camera

walk that bitch on a leash

oh my hand is bleeding like forget

better get my camera

This so much

I've been bitten by hamsters before. The bites can bleed more than you'd think


All this.
Always count on dooble to say something smart.



Um, okay...? The wound is really small, though. You won't believe me.



Well here's how I am going to prove you faked this. Now this cut was an accident. It was from a knife. The wound itself is about the length of a quarter and width of a nickel. I still haven't bled as much as your tiny cut so you most likely did squeeze out the blood. I'm pretty sure you don't need a large loving gauze pad like me.



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