Phylrim -- Textbased Adventure

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Phylrim

This text adventure is based off the setting of Skyrim.

Inventory: Ragged Clothes

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You wake up in a barn with only a ragged shirt and a pair of burnt pants. You are laying on a haystack.

Who are you? What are you? What is your name?

[TheKid]

You are a white male.
You are a human.
Your name is Skylar.

[Legodude77]

You are a green male.
You are an argonian
Your name is Sleezar.

[Xolerate²]

Skylar.

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You are a white male.
You are a human.
Your name is Skylar.

You are a green male.
You are an argonian
Your name is Sleezar.

You are a white male.
You are 25% argonian.
Your name is Skyzal.
You look around the barn. You see more stacks of hay, a few bundles of flowers and some farming tools.

You now notice the sun is rising.

What do you do?

[TheKid]

Define "farming tools"
then take the one that is most deadly in combat terms

[Muslim]

Frolic in the hay.

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Define "farming tools"
then take the one that is most deadly in combat terms

You see:
An Ax
A Plow
A Rake
A Scythe and Sickle
A Pitchfork
A Flail

Frolic in the hay.

That seems silly. You do try to get up and get the Pitchfork, but you feel an unknown item under your thigh. It seems to be some Argonian Ale.

[Muslim]

That seems silly. You do try to get up and get the Pitchfork, but you feel an unknown item under your thigh. It seems to be some Argonian Ale.

Drink it and then frolic in the hay. You realise that the romping of the hay will make you feel happy and in turn prepare you for work.

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Drink it and then frolic in the hay. You realise that the romping of the hay will make you feel happy and in turn prepare you for work.

You bitterly drink the ale, then frolic in the hay as you are drunk.
You realise that the romping of the hay is making you happy.

You really don't know if you need to do any work.

[Muslim]

You bitterly drink the ale, then frolic in the hay as you are drunk.
You realise that the romping of the hay is making you happy.

You really don't know if you need to do any work.

You still need to do some work, but if you like to frolic you might as well continue your frolic.

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You still need to do some work, but if you like to frolic you might as well continue your frolic.

When you stop frolicing, a white man runs into the room with a torch.

He screams at you to get the forget out of his barn.

[Legodude77]

Get out, but after frolicking in the hay some more.

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Get out, but after frolicking in the hay some more.

You try to frolic, but he throws some stones at you.

You get out and run away as the farmer throws more stones at you.

You are near the ocean, and the sun is rising in the horizon. Behind you is a forest and to your right, you can see a temple on a mountain and to your right, the fields of the farm and a village.

What do?