What has Surgeon Simulator 2013 taught you?

[Renekar]

It taught me that operating in an ambulance is more important than operating in an operating room.

[Ad Bot]

[Choi]

Do not drop the laser

[Block1zilla]

hammers
hammmers
hammmmers

[Kyro]

radios are brain scoopers

[Masterlegodude]

That the green needle is purty and makes the world go 'round with happy and smiles and the blue one is a party pooper

[heedicalking]

that fad games are lame

[Hugums]

Hatchets are a perfectly acceptable tool for cracking open the cranium, pulling out the brain and throwing in a new one.

[Måster Blåster]

Pointing the middle finger at the patient.
Hammers.

[TheProdWad]

That no one can put a laser away without it flying everywhere and lazering the patient's insides.

[AQuietBadger]

Using a fire extinguisher on someone's skull isn't very healthy.

[Dre5567]

That now I am ready to be a surgeon.
Brb gotta go to work.
Okay so I pick up the laser, and uhh. maybe point it at his skull?
Okay.. then I pick up the hammer and smash it?
Yeah there we go.
He's perfectly dead.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

That I don't have it.

[Tonkka²]

That i should be a surgeon?

[Blooker]

Drills are wack

[nienhaus1]

How the forget do you do a kidney transplant, It wont let me cut them out.