How Are You, Mister President

[ResonKinetic]

And on your way down, shoot random people with your hidden handgun.

[Ad Bot]

[Muslim]

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Yell out curse words at people on the way by also.

[Muslim]

You really don't want to go back and do the whole time machine thing. It's a pain to draw.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Then meditate until you go back in time.

[Legodude77]

Ally with North Korea and nuke Europe because you cannot win against North Korea.

[Epicduke]

This is going to take so long just to get the president to declare war on the entire planet.

[xbox 360 fan]

Invite North Korea over to America for tea and biscuits.

[ResonKinetic]

You really don't want to go back and do the whole time machine thing. It's a pain to draw.

If you're not going to bother to draw what the people want, then the people won't bother to want anything.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Go to TrendMart and buy some swag hats.

[Trymos]

"I am going to buy out the planet and put us in 141 trillion dollars in debt, but don't worry, the countries will be getting the money and that means we will be out of the debt as fast as we accumulate it because that countries money is our money now."

[Nonnel]

Make an proposal to bomb every other country
America is best, of course. Why would they matter?