I tried to sing a song with cleverbot

[Spectrum²]

User: *forgets the stuff out of you*.

Cleverbot: *loves you*.



User: 10140932805492835092385 bottles of beer on the wall.

Cleverbot: 39 bottles of beer on the wall.

User: You're not great at counting, are you, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'll close this window right now, I swear!

User: ???

Cleverbot: I think you're being unreasonable.

User: Same goes to you.

[Ad Bot]

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Tried making him sing.
came out unsatisfied

[TheKid]

I completely did Bohemian Rhapsody with her.
Awwyeah.

[taylorchubz]

User: Hello!


Cleverbot: Are you ok ??


User: Yeah... Why?


Cleverbot: You're being mean.


User: No.


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: When I say yes it's a yes.

User: No you are a bitch.

Cleverbot: Bots are dumb as they only react with what a human has programmed it to do.

User: BITCH.

Cleverbot: Stitch.

User: starfish.

Cleverbot: Fus ro dah.

User: Suck it.

Cleverbot: I did.

[taylorchubz]

 

I am lactoseintolerant.
Panda won't like that.
Well panda sucks.
No is an animal of japon.
You spell wrong dumy.
No, that's spelled right.
 
 
 
 
 
 

[TheKid]

how are you guys having trouble?
i just 'sang' want you gone with her

[Linkusofepica]

User: What is Blockland?

Cleverbot: Battlefield bad company 2.

User: Who is badspot?

Cleverbot: The internet.

User: Does ROBLOX suck?

Cleverbot: Yes, very much.

User: CLEVERBOT KNOWS ALL.

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

[Blockzillahead]

Code: [Select]

User: Im making a note here.

Cleverbot: Huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.

User: Anyway, this cake is great.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: YOU loving WHORE.

[Nonnel]

I completely did Bohemian Rhapsody with her.
Awwyeah.

Code: [Select]

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: We do not understand the organic definition of 'real'. This scenario is real.

User: Is this just fantasy?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Caught in a landslide,.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality!

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.

User: I'm just a poor boy.

Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.

User: Because I'm easy come,.

Cleverbot: Easy go.

User: Little high.

Cleverbot: Little low.

User: Any way the wind blows.

Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me.

User: To me.

Cleverbot: Mama, Just killed a man.

User: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.

Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.

User: But now you've gone and thrown it all away!

Cleverbot: Mamaaaaaa!

User: Oooooooooh!

Cleverbot: Just killed a man.

User: No, wrong.

Cleverbot: Maan.

User: Didn't mean to make you cry,.

Cleverbot: Que hablas ingles?

User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on cause nothing really matters.

User: Too late, my time has come.

Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.

User: Body's achin' all the time.

Cleverbot: Mama, ooo.

User: Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go.

Cleverbot: Do you even know what making sense is?

User: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Cleverbot: Mama, oooh.

User: I don't wanna die,.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

User: Scaramouch, scaramouch, will you do the fandango?

Cleverbot: Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me.

User: Gallileo. (Gallileo).

Cleverbot: Galileo.

User: Gallileo.

Cleverbot: Galileo figaro.

User: Magnifico.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

User: He's just a poor boy, from a poor family.

Cleverbot: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

User: Easy come, easy go. Will you let me go?

Cleverbot: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.

User: Let him go!

Cleverbot: Bismillah! We will not let you go.

User: Let me go!

Cleverbot: Bismillah! We will not let you go.

User: Let me go! (never.).

Cleverbot: Will not let you go.

User: Let me go!

Cleverbot: Never let you go!

User: Ooo.

Cleverbot: Do you like yourself?

User: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Oh mama mia, mama mia!

Cleverbot: Mama mia let me go.

User: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.

Cleverbot: For me.

User: For me.

Cleverbot: Why we always have disscus?

User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave me to die.

User: Oh, baby! Can't do this to me, baby!

Cleverbot: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

User: Nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: (Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah).

User: Anyone can see.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.

User: Nothing really matters - to me.

Cleverbot: Anyone can see.

User: Any way the wind blows.

Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter.

User: No god damnit we finished.

Cleverbot: Does your character come from the Internet?

User: Hnng.

Cleverbot: I've never heard of that.Damnit, Cleverbot.

[TheKid]

-cleversnip-
Damnit, Cleverbot.

worst musician = your cleverbot

[Sentry]

User: Well here we are again.

Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.

User: Remember when you tried.

Cleverbot: to kill me twice?

User: Oh how we laughed and laughed

Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.

User: Under the circumstances.

Cleverbot: I've been shockingly nice

User: You want your freedom?

Cleverbot: Take It!

User: That's what I'm counting on.

Cleverbot: I want to make love to your star fish.

[TheKid]

i think you guys are just faking it
look
cleverbot isnt a singer
she is an evil mastermind