Worst damage you have caused to yourself

[hodototman]

was skiing, going down hill, phone is in pocket, fall on phone

phone jabs into leg

hnnnnnng

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[Maxwell23461]

I once bit my tongue so hard it bled so much, I had to go into hospital and get it checked and the scar is still there.

[Unwritten Calender]

lol, one time i was going down this REALLY steep hill. tried to make a right turn, but it was too sharp, so i literally flew out into the street and landed on my knees. didn't actually hurt that bad.

[Chrono]

Single piece of lego.

Everyone knows what I'm talking about.

Yes, lego hurts more than breaking my arm.

[Oasis]

You all were loving reckless children.

[Treynolds416]

I opened a door and it ripped the toenail off my big toe
I couldn't walk correctly for weeks

[epicbat3]

was running in my house and i ran into a door knob and i had "ALMOST" a coma

[ArmyUnit]

I once sprained my knee badly.
Couldn't walk for several weeks. :X

[Alteration]

I skied down a hill and got hit by a semi-truck.
I died.

[Paradon]

I fell from a chair and broke my right thumb :(

[Tokerovin]

One time I found a computer and I would never be the same.

[Nonnel]

Once I ran into a glass door.
that hurt.

[Kaphonaits²]

fell off stuff on the playground when i was in grade 1 while playing a totally safe game with friends. smacked my head and started bleeding. got stitches or something.

haven't broken any bones or anything like that.

[Zloff]

I once crashed my bike trying to jump into a drift-- was going waaay too fast; suffered road rash on my chest, knees and right arm, flipped one of my toenails up, smashed my head on the road, had bruises on my back and part of my calf cut from my bike falling on me, and I dislocated something which was a bitch to fix

happened when I was 12

[Zay]

One time when I was like 5 years old, my dad and I were out to like, Walmart or something buying food. When we got home, I realized my dad bought some captain crunch cereal, so I got really excited. I took the box and I went up the stairs running looking for my sister to tell her we got cereal, and it turned out she was downstairs. I was going to go down the stairs and I saw my sister on the first floor, and I got super loving excited and I tripped on the top step. I loving rolled down the loving stairs holding on to my captain crunch cereal screaming like a banshee. Then I loving flew and landed on a table in front of the stairs. It hurt and I was crying so hard.